1 00:00:20,458 --> 00:00:21,750 (GRAVE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:28,875 --> 00:00:30,417 MAN: Gentlemen, here's what we're up against. 3 00:00:31,083 --> 00:00:32,500 Romano, Francis A. 4 00:00:32,583 --> 00:00:34,166 Also known as "Pops." 5 00:00:34,250 --> 00:00:36,166 Alleged leader of the Romano crime family, 6 00:00:36,250 --> 00:00:37,542 with a network of racketeering, 7 00:00:37,625 --> 00:00:39,667 prostitution, and underground casinos 8 00:00:39,750 --> 00:00:41,041 polluting the tri-state area. 9 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,375 This is Paulie Romano, Pop's oldest son. 10 00:00:45,458 --> 00:00:47,917 He's popular with the ladies and good with a knife. 11 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,041 Though Paulie seems to have those around him fooled, 12 00:00:50,125 --> 00:00:52,041 sources indicate he is functionally illiterate 13 00:00:52,125 --> 00:00:53,709 and has an inferiority complex, 14 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:56,000 leading to unexpected outbursts of violence. 15 00:00:57,250 --> 00:00:59,041 Peter Romano, pop's youngest son 16 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:00,834 and the alleged muscle of the family. 17 00:01:00,917 --> 00:01:03,333 Spent time upstate after a barroom incident. 18 00:01:03,417 --> 00:01:05,083 Though he hides it well, word is he's got 19 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:07,333 deeply repressed homosexual tendencies, 20 00:01:07,417 --> 00:01:09,792 also leading to unexpected outbursts of violence. 21 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,333 Leo Corrigan, Pop's right-hand man. 22 00:01:13,417 --> 00:01:15,834 He's our informant still inside the family circle. 23 00:01:15,917 --> 00:01:17,750 With the information we've received from Leo, 24 00:01:17,834 --> 00:01:19,375 we've finally got Pops Romano 25 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:20,458 right where we want him. 26 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:23,458 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 27 00:01:25,667 --> 00:01:27,000 (CAR HONKS HORN) 28 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:30,250 REPORTER: Mr. Romano! Mr. Romano! 29 00:01:30,333 --> 00:01:32,000 (REPORTERS ASKING QUESTIONS) 30 00:01:35,291 --> 00:01:36,375 LAWYER: Okay, okay, okay. 31 00:01:36,458 --> 00:01:37,709 Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. 32 00:01:37,792 --> 00:01:40,041 REPORTER: What's your response to the charges against you? 33 00:01:40,125 --> 00:01:43,917 What we have here is a modern-day witch hunt. 34 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,917 The only thing my client is guilty of 35 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,792 is having a vowel at the end of his name. 36 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:48,917 MALE REPORTER: Pops, what do you think 37 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,375 about spending the rest of your life in prison? 38 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:51,542 Pops? 39 00:01:51,625 --> 00:01:53,792 (SOUND OF HEART BEATING FASTER) 40 00:01:53,875 --> 00:01:55,333 (REPORTERS INAUDIBLE) 41 00:01:56,834 --> 00:01:58,250 (HEARTBEAT STOPS) 42 00:01:58,333 --> 00:02:00,417 Pops! Pops! 43 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:01,792 MAN 1: Help! Get an ambulance! 44 00:02:01,875 --> 00:02:03,583 MAN 2: Pops, get up! MAN 1: Call an ambulance! 45 00:02:08,542 --> 00:02:09,542 POPS: Stop that! 46 00:02:10,542 --> 00:02:11,542 Stop it! 47 00:02:12,917 --> 00:02:14,291 Get out of here. 48 00:02:14,375 --> 00:02:15,291 Stop it! 49 00:02:17,208 --> 00:02:19,083 Hey, what's all this lying around crap? 50 00:02:19,166 --> 00:02:20,458 Get out of bed, you old faker. 51 00:02:20,542 --> 00:02:22,291 Bet you got scotch in this I.V., huh? 52 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:24,291 Ah, Leo, I'm gettin' old. 53 00:02:24,375 --> 00:02:27,291 I can't even remember doing half of this shit 54 00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:28,792 they're trying to pin on me. 55 00:02:28,875 --> 00:02:30,125 Eh... 56 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:31,458 Pop, the trial's in a week. 57 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:33,125 I mean, they claim they got an airtight case... 58 00:02:33,208 --> 00:02:34,750 Names, dates, numbers... 59 00:02:34,834 --> 00:02:36,166 Info on the whole organization. 60 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:37,792 Well, the only way they could get that 61 00:02:37,875 --> 00:02:39,667 is if they had an informant. 62 00:02:41,041 --> 00:02:43,542 No. They must've sent some Fed in undercover. 63 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:45,291 Undercover? 64 00:02:45,375 --> 00:02:47,125 Goddamn it. 65 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:49,125 Undercover. 66 00:02:50,709 --> 00:02:54,208 All right. They put somebody undercover. 67 00:02:54,291 --> 00:02:56,125 We'll put somebody undercover... 68 00:02:57,291 --> 00:02:59,834 To destroy that evidence. 69 00:02:59,917 --> 00:03:01,000 Wait, we can't do that. 70 00:03:01,083 --> 00:03:03,166 I mean, who the hell we going to send? 71 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:04,667 They got pictures and files on us 72 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:06,291 and everybody we deal with. 73 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:08,417 They can't possibly know everybody. 74 00:03:13,792 --> 00:03:15,333 I got someone. 75 00:03:15,417 --> 00:03:16,834 Can we trust him? 76 00:03:16,917 --> 00:03:18,000 He's family. 77 00:03:18,083 --> 00:03:21,041 Whoa, whoa, Leo, you're not talking about Corky. 78 00:03:21,125 --> 00:03:23,000 Corky is dead for me. 79 00:03:23,083 --> 00:03:25,166 Pops, you should've smothered him in his crib. 80 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:28,333 Face the facts, guys. There is no one else. 81 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,000 Right now, he's our best bet. 82 00:03:32,959 --> 00:03:34,083 (SIGHS) 83 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:36,542 Well, the kid's got to have 84 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:39,542 at least one family gene in him. 85 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:42,667 A-HA: ♪ Today's another day to find you 86 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:44,458 ♪ Shyin' away 87 00:03:45,750 --> 00:03:48,166 ♪ I'll be comin' for your love, okay? 88 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:50,917 ♪ Take on me 89 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,333 (TIRES SQUEAL) 90 00:03:52,417 --> 00:03:53,834 Watch it, asshole! 91 00:03:53,917 --> 00:03:54,917 Morning, Hank! 92 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,041 ♪ Take me on 93 00:03:58,125 --> 00:03:59,375 ♪ Take on me 94 00:03:59,458 --> 00:04:00,709 (HONKS HORN) 95 00:04:00,792 --> 00:04:04,083 ♪ I'll be gone 96 00:04:04,166 --> 00:04:10,375 ♪ In a day or two 97 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:12,709 ♪ So, needless to say 98 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:15,291 ♪ I'm odds and ends 99 00:04:15,375 --> 00:04:18,583 ♪ But I'll be stumblin' away ♪ 100 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:19,959 (MUSIC STOPS) 101 00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:34,792 (SIGHS) (TELEPHONE RINGS) 102 00:04:36,291 --> 00:04:37,417 Poodles and Pussies. 103 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:39,458 (DOGS BARKING) 104 00:04:39,542 --> 00:04:41,875 Corky. Hey, Dr. Kipper, how are you? 105 00:04:41,959 --> 00:04:44,417 Corky, things are a little slow around here today. 106 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,583 I'm wondering, could you take over for me? 107 00:04:46,667 --> 00:04:49,041 I have a very important appointment with... 108 00:04:49,125 --> 00:04:50,959 Uh, it's a dentist. 109 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,333 Thanks. I appreciate it. 110 00:05:02,709 --> 00:05:04,959 Uh-oh. Someone's got the trots. 111 00:05:05,041 --> 00:05:06,959 Corky, are you a mind reader? 112 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:09,000 No. I just saw some business in the parking lot, 113 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:10,125 and it looked fresh. 114 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:12,250 And judging by the consistency and pigmentation, 115 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:14,625 I could tell it came from a cat, probably calico. 116 00:05:14,709 --> 00:05:16,458 Hello, Mr. Langford, how are you? 117 00:05:16,542 --> 00:05:18,417 High five, Oscar. High five, high five. 118 00:05:19,834 --> 00:05:21,333 Oh, let me guess... Arthritis? 119 00:05:21,417 --> 00:05:22,458 How did you know? 120 00:05:22,542 --> 00:05:23,583 I just saw him shifting his weight 121 00:05:23,667 --> 00:05:25,625 off his left paw, but don't worry. 122 00:05:25,709 --> 00:05:27,583 We'll have him up and sniffing butts in no time. 123 00:05:28,166 --> 00:05:29,458 My God, Connie, 124 00:05:29,542 --> 00:05:31,250 your hair looks beautiful. 125 00:05:31,333 --> 00:05:32,750 (LAUGHS) 126 00:05:32,834 --> 00:05:36,500 I accidentally threw it in the wash 127 00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:38,542 that had a red shirt in it. 128 00:05:38,625 --> 00:05:39,917 (LAUGHS) 129 00:05:40,709 --> 00:05:41,875 I see you brought Pierre. 130 00:05:41,959 --> 00:05:43,000 Bonjour, Pierre. 131 00:05:43,083 --> 00:05:44,500 (SQUAWKS) Bonjour. 132 00:05:44,583 --> 00:05:45,625 Oh. 133 00:05:45,709 --> 00:05:48,750 He's our only reason for living. 134 00:05:49,542 --> 00:05:51,000 CORKY: I understand. 135 00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:52,625 He's one of the good ones. 136 00:05:52,709 --> 00:05:55,333 I am here with my baby, Jesus, for his checkup. 137 00:05:55,417 --> 00:05:57,250 (JESUS GROWLING) 138 00:06:01,208 --> 00:06:03,125 Oh, yeah. 139 00:06:03,625 --> 00:06:05,542 (GROWLING) 140 00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:06,834 (GRUNTS) 141 00:06:06,917 --> 00:06:08,417 (GROWLS) 142 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,000 (YOWLS) 143 00:06:17,083 --> 00:06:18,125 CORKY: Well, Mrs. Hernandez, 144 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:19,834 we'll have to put him on a little macrobiotic diet 145 00:06:19,917 --> 00:06:21,333 of seaweed and barley. 146 00:06:21,417 --> 00:06:22,750 Plus, you'll have to administer vitamins 147 00:06:22,834 --> 00:06:24,709 six times a day... Rectally. 148 00:06:24,792 --> 00:06:25,834 (JESUS MEOWS) 149 00:06:25,917 --> 00:06:26,959 Oh. 150 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:28,750 Kill my baby. 151 00:06:28,834 --> 00:06:31,208 Oh, no, no, no. You don't have to. 152 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:33,000 Please. He's lived long enough. 153 00:06:34,333 --> 00:06:36,375 I just can't kill things, though. 154 00:06:36,458 --> 00:06:38,917 I just can't. I could find him a home. 155 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,333 No. 156 00:06:40,417 --> 00:06:41,458 Kill him! 157 00:06:42,959 --> 00:06:45,709 Oh, my little baby. (GROWLS) 158 00:06:48,458 --> 00:06:50,208 Oh, my baby. 159 00:06:50,291 --> 00:06:51,542 My baby. 160 00:06:51,625 --> 00:06:53,291 (BABY-TALKING) 161 00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:55,750 You know, when I lose a pet, 162 00:06:55,834 --> 00:06:57,875 I like to pour myself a little sleepytime tea. 163 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,166 Do it! 164 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:03,625 Okay. 165 00:07:08,291 --> 00:07:09,834 (GROWLING) 166 00:07:10,834 --> 00:07:12,417 Oh... 167 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:13,583 (SIGHS) 168 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,041 (YOWLS) 169 00:07:15,125 --> 00:07:16,250 Oh, I'm... 170 00:07:16,333 --> 00:07:17,375 I'm sorry. (HISSES) 171 00:07:17,458 --> 00:07:19,083 I'm sorry. (GROWLING) 172 00:07:19,166 --> 00:07:21,375 Let me just get... Just wipe off the... 173 00:07:23,166 --> 00:07:24,583 Wipe off with paper towels. 174 00:07:24,667 --> 00:07:25,959 Oh! 175 00:07:26,041 --> 00:07:27,709 Uh... 176 00:07:27,792 --> 00:07:28,750 Sorry. (YOWLS) 177 00:07:28,834 --> 00:07:30,125 Aah! Ow! That's hot! 178 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:31,458 (MUTTERS) 179 00:07:31,542 --> 00:07:32,625 (PIERRE SQUAWKS) 180 00:07:34,125 --> 00:07:36,041 I'm sorry. I'm... 181 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:37,125 All right. That's a good bird. 182 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:38,250 (SQUAWKS) 183 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:39,583 (HISSES) 184 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:40,917 Okay. 185 00:07:41,917 --> 00:07:43,000 Okay, here we go. 186 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:44,959 There you go. Here's your mom. 187 00:07:45,041 --> 00:07:46,583 Here you go. 188 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:47,792 Florence, a little help! 189 00:07:47,875 --> 00:07:49,166 (SNORING) 190 00:07:50,875 --> 00:07:52,458 (SQUAWKS) (GROWLING) 191 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:55,750 Okay. There you go. 192 00:07:55,834 --> 00:07:57,125 Right there. There you go. 193 00:07:57,208 --> 00:07:58,458 (PANTS) 194 00:07:58,542 --> 00:08:00,333 (PIERRE SQUAWKING) 195 00:08:01,917 --> 00:08:03,041 Pierre! 196 00:08:03,709 --> 00:08:05,959 (SQUAWKING) 197 00:08:06,041 --> 00:08:07,583 Baby Jesus! 198 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:08,667 Pierre! 199 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:10,500 (SQUAWKS) 200 00:08:10,583 --> 00:08:12,041 Pierre! 201 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:14,500 Oh. 202 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:15,709 (UNZIPS PANTS) Oh. 203 00:08:15,792 --> 00:08:19,000 What are you doing there? Come on, get out of there. 204 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:20,625 Come on, come on. Hmm. 205 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:22,375 Let go... (GRUNTS) 206 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:23,709 Ahh. (BABY TALKS) 207 00:08:23,792 --> 00:08:25,792 (PIERRE SQUAWKS) Pierre. 208 00:08:26,583 --> 00:08:27,667 Let go, Baby Jesus. 209 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:29,625 Let go. Let go. Let go. 210 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:30,709 Come on. 211 00:08:30,792 --> 00:08:33,667 Let go! Let go, Baby Jesus. Let go. 212 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:34,792 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 213 00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:36,792 CORKY: Let go, Baby Jesus. Let go. 214 00:08:36,875 --> 00:08:38,333 Poodles and Pussies. 215 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:39,709 CORKY: Let go, Baby Jesus. 216 00:08:39,792 --> 00:08:41,333 Corky, you have a phone call. 217 00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:43,542 Come on. I'm a little busy right now. 218 00:08:43,625 --> 00:08:44,667 It's your brother. 219 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:45,917 Come on. 220 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,166 Hug? Come on. 221 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:06,208 Come on. Come on. 222 00:09:06,291 --> 00:09:07,583 Come on, come on, come on. 223 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,500 How's Dad doing? 224 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:21,750 Not good, 225 00:09:21,834 --> 00:09:23,417 and he's waiting for you upstairs. 226 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Okay. 227 00:09:30,625 --> 00:09:31,917 Hey, Paulie. 228 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000 How are ya? 229 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:36,208 You look fit. 230 00:09:36,291 --> 00:09:37,709 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 231 00:09:37,792 --> 00:09:39,000 Nothing. 232 00:09:39,083 --> 00:09:40,625 We're going to start over, okay? 233 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:43,583 It's nice to see you, buddy. 234 00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:47,208 (FARTS) Well... That was nice. 235 00:09:47,625 --> 00:09:48,625 Corky. 236 00:09:49,625 --> 00:09:50,667 Papa. 237 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:57,208 Hi, Papa. 238 00:09:57,291 --> 00:09:58,458 I brought you something. 239 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:01,959 (OPENS SUITCASE) 240 00:10:04,458 --> 00:10:06,583 Black Beauty by Anna Sewell. 241 00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:07,959 This is the very same copy 242 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,375 that you and Mom used to read to me 243 00:10:09,458 --> 00:10:10,500 when I was sick. 244 00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:15,083 What is it, Papa? 245 00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:16,375 You want to say something? 246 00:10:16,458 --> 00:10:19,458 You're kneeling on my air tube, asshole. 247 00:10:19,542 --> 00:10:21,208 Oh, my God, I'm sorry. 248 00:10:21,291 --> 00:10:23,125 I got it. I... I'm so sorry. 249 00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:24,542 I got it now. I got... 250 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:26,083 (AIR HISSING) 251 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,834 I got it. This thing's slippery. 252 00:10:28,917 --> 00:10:30,333 (CHUCKLES) 253 00:10:30,417 --> 00:10:32,375 (EXCLAIMING) 254 00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:35,750 (GROANING) 255 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:38,417 Come on, Pops, this is ridiculous. 256 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:39,583 Look at him. 257 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:41,250 He should be wearing a helmet. 258 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:42,458 POPS: Corky... 259 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:43,583 Come here. 260 00:10:47,375 --> 00:10:50,041 I'm not going to lie to you anymore. 261 00:10:51,542 --> 00:10:53,917 I'm not a landscaper. 262 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,750 I don't know what you're talking about. 263 00:10:55,834 --> 00:10:58,291 Get your head out of the sand, shit for brains. 264 00:10:58,375 --> 00:10:59,625 How many landscapers you know 265 00:10:59,709 --> 00:11:02,291 get paid in briefcases full of cash, huh? 266 00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:05,291 Oh, you... You do do some landscaping though, right? 267 00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:07,792 I dabble in money laundering, gambling, 268 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,875 and the occasional landscaping. 269 00:11:11,917 --> 00:11:13,166 Now, look, Son, 270 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:14,500 I know you're not comfortable 271 00:11:14,583 --> 00:11:15,792 with the family business, 272 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,333 but we don't have much time. 273 00:11:17,417 --> 00:11:19,458 I want you to go undercover 274 00:11:19,542 --> 00:11:21,875 as an FBI agent 275 00:11:21,959 --> 00:11:25,041 and destroy the evidence against me. 276 00:11:25,959 --> 00:11:28,542 (LAUGHS) 277 00:11:28,625 --> 00:11:31,375 But I have animals that depend on me. 278 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,375 We'll send someone to fill in for you. 279 00:11:36,625 --> 00:11:38,834 Do you really think I'm the most qualified? I mean... 280 00:11:38,917 --> 00:11:40,500 The consensus is 281 00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:42,834 that you're the least qualified, 282 00:11:42,917 --> 00:11:44,417 but you're family. 283 00:11:45,542 --> 00:11:47,166 Could I, uh... 284 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:49,834 Could I... Could I... Could I think about this? 285 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:51,542 What's to think about, Corky? 286 00:11:51,625 --> 00:11:53,166 Can't you see Pops swallowed his pride 287 00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:54,375 just asking you to do this? 288 00:11:54,458 --> 00:11:55,834 When's the last time you lifted a finger 289 00:11:55,917 --> 00:11:57,000 for this family? 290 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,417 It's just all... You know... 291 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,709 It's all happening so fast. 292 00:12:01,792 --> 00:12:02,959 Wait, wait. 293 00:12:03,917 --> 00:12:05,125 Let me talk to him. 294 00:12:09,291 --> 00:12:10,709 Look, kid, 295 00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:13,875 think of this as your chance to make amends. 296 00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:15,208 You know you broke your pop's heart 297 00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:16,375 when you turned your back 298 00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:17,875 on the family business. 299 00:12:17,959 --> 00:12:19,333 I didn't turn my back. 300 00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:20,917 They kicked me out after Mom died. 301 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,083 Irregardless, what matters now 302 00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:24,500 is your family needs you. 303 00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:25,625 What do you say, kid? 304 00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:36,750 Paulie, you get another DUI you need fixed? 305 00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:39,375 No, I need you to send something to the FBI. Can you handle that? 306 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:40,709 DEXTER: Peter, look who you're talking to. 307 00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:42,917 I got a 120-gig hard drive 308 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,583 and a digital connection NASA would envy. 309 00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:46,709 Whoa! 310 00:12:46,792 --> 00:12:47,875 Is that one of those Epsons 311 00:12:47,959 --> 00:12:49,375 you can print greeting cards on? 312 00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:50,583 Shut up, Corky. 313 00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:53,792 Okay, tell me exactly what you need. 314 00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:56,583 I need you to plant Corky here with the FBI station in Park Realm. 315 00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:58,917 Need you to set him up with a fake background, fake name and a resume. 316 00:12:59,000 --> 00:12:59,959 And it better be a good one, 317 00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:01,291 because if they don't accept his transfer, 318 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:02,583 I'm personally going to download 319 00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:04,583 500 megabytes of my fist up your ass. 320 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:05,750 CORKY: Uh... 321 00:13:05,834 --> 00:13:07,750 Technically, you'd be uploading that. 322 00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:09,583 But, you know, not that I'm a computer whiz 323 00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:11,291 or anything, because I'm not. I'm not... 324 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:12,542 Just do the right thing, Dexter. 325 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,125 I don't want to have to kill you. 326 00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:15,250 CORKY: Come on. 327 00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:17,500 Let's settle down, huh? 328 00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:19,917 All right. All right. What should his name be? 329 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,792 I really don't care what you call him, Pissant. 330 00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,041 Come on, guys. 331 00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:27,375 CORKY: For my resume, 332 00:13:28,417 --> 00:13:29,834 I'm very good with animals. 333 00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:32,500 Thanks. 334 00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:33,959 If you're going to keep hanging out with us, 335 00:13:34,041 --> 00:13:35,792 could you at least try and carry yourself 336 00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:37,291 a little bit more like us, please? 337 00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,125 Oh, you mean with unmitigated rage 338 00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:40,250 and violence? 339 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:42,250 Look, stop trying to talk like Mom, all right? 340 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:43,583 You're too soft. 341 00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:45,333 You complimented that guy on his equipment, 342 00:13:45,417 --> 00:13:46,959 and then you thanked him for his time. 343 00:13:47,041 --> 00:13:48,417 I mean, Christ, Corky, you might as well give him 344 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,291 a glass of wine and a handshake. 345 00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:51,625 Are you guys familiar with the expression 346 00:13:51,709 --> 00:13:53,750 "You catch more bees with honey than vinegar"? 347 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,125 You know that one. 348 00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:57,041 Ow! Ow! Ouch! 349 00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:58,709 What is your problem? 350 00:13:58,792 --> 00:14:00,375 Paulie, where the hell is this place? 351 00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:01,500 I don't know. CORKY: What place? 352 00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:02,625 The motel. 353 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:03,709 But I thought I was staying in the house 354 00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:04,875 in my old room. 355 00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:06,208 You can't stay in the house. 356 00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:07,333 CORKY: Why not? 357 00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:08,709 Well, a couple of reasons. 358 00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:10,834 Number one, the house is under surveillance. 359 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,834 Number two, we turned your old room into a gym 360 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:14,083 and threw out all your shit. 361 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,000 I thought I was going to... 362 00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:18,166 God, what is... 363 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:20,542 Why did... Why did you do that? 364 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:22,291 Shut up. Listen to your brother. 365 00:14:38,166 --> 00:14:39,625 All right, pull down your pants. 366 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,208 No. 367 00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:42,709 Corky, I'm not going to give you a wedgie. 368 00:14:42,792 --> 00:14:44,542 I'm going to put a wire on you. 369 00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:45,583 It's Uncle Leo's idea, 370 00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:46,458 in case you get in over your head in there. 371 00:14:46,542 --> 00:14:48,250 Let's go. Pull down your pants. 372 00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:50,333 Let's go. 373 00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:58,792 (LAUGHS) 374 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,000 Hey. Come on! Come on! 375 00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:02,667 (LAUGHS) Stop that. 376 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,166 Knock it off! 377 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,583 Okay. I'm sorry. 378 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,166 Move your hands. 379 00:15:14,792 --> 00:15:16,041 (ZIPS UP PANTS) Ow! Ow! Ow! 380 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,458 All right, give me a sound check. 381 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,709 Go ahead. 382 00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:22,750 ♪ Twinkle, twinkle 383 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:25,083 ♪ Little star 384 00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:27,875 ♪ How I wonder where you are ♪ 385 00:15:27,959 --> 00:15:29,875 All right, we're good. We're good. That's good. 386 00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:33,291 ♪ B-i-n-g... ♪ We're good. 387 00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:34,667 Okay. All right. 388 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,125 Now when you get in there, I want you to keep a low profile. 389 00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:38,709 I don't want you prancing around like the goddamn Little Mermaid. 390 00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:41,083 In and out. No bullshit. Got it? 391 00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:42,583 All right, you better walk the rest of the way. 392 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:44,291 You know what this kind of reminds me of? 393 00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:46,250 When I was younger, 394 00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:48,291 and Mom dropped me off at camp Young and Chubby 395 00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:49,792 for overweight teens. 396 00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:52,291 And I was crying, because I didn't want to go, 397 00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,041 but at the end of the summer, 398 00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:56,250 I was crying because I didn't want to leave. 399 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,750 Isn't it weird 400 00:15:57,834 --> 00:16:00,250 how things just kind of work out that way? 401 00:16:04,834 --> 00:16:06,125 50 bucks says he doesn't make it 402 00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:07,333 through the front door. 403 00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:20,709 ♪ There's a man who leads a life of danger 404 00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:24,750 ♪ To everyone he meets 405 00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:27,792 ♪ He stays a stranger 406 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:29,125 ♪ With every move he makes... 407 00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:31,083 (SENSOR BEEPS) 408 00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:33,750 Sir, spread your arms, please. 409 00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:37,500 ♪ Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow ♪ 410 00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:40,333 (DEVICE BEEPS) 411 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,750 Could you empty your pockets, please, sir? 412 00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:45,083 Pull me out! 413 00:16:51,792 --> 00:16:53,792 Empty your pockets, please, sir. 414 00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:06,500 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an agent. 415 00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:08,333 I didn't know you were with the Bureau. 416 00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:11,542 Yes, I am with the Bureau. 417 00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,125 (CLEARS THROAT) I'm sorry. 418 00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:15,667 I just... I had a little too much coffee. 419 00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:17,083 I'm just a little wired. 420 00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:18,500 Aah! 421 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,834 I mean "wired" as in "jumpy." I don't mean "wired" 422 00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:22,500 as in there's a concealed wire in my crotch. 423 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,542 I mean, an FBI agent wearing a concealed wire 424 00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:26,709 in his crotch... I mean, that would be crazy, right? 425 00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:27,792 Right? 426 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,542 You can go now, Agent. 427 00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:32,417 (WHISPERS) I will go now. Thank you. 428 00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:36,834 Excuse me. 429 00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:39,417 I had a small confrontation at the checkpoint, 430 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,542 but don't worry. I kept a cool head, 431 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,834 and I eradicated any possible suspicions. 432 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:47,625 Agent Pissant? 433 00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:52,125 Ah! 434 00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,083 Yes. Hi. 435 00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:55,166 Uh... 436 00:17:55,792 --> 00:17:57,166 Oh, actually, 437 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,375 that's, uh... 438 00:17:58,458 --> 00:17:59,667 That's (IN FRENCH ACCENT) Pissant. 439 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:02,208 Well, the transfer came through at an opportune time. 440 00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:04,333 We could use someone with your experience 441 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,458 on our special task force. 442 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:06,875 CORKY: Ooh! 443 00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:08,375 A special task force, huh? 444 00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:10,458 SHUSTER: That's right. An elite team I've assembled... 445 00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:11,625 The best of the best, 446 00:18:11,709 --> 00:18:13,750 exclusively devoted to catching the Night Vulture. 447 00:18:13,834 --> 00:18:14,792 Night Vulture? 448 00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:16,542 SHUSTER: Number six on the most wanted list. 449 00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:18,625 The biggest heroin supplier on the east coast, 450 00:18:18,709 --> 00:18:20,750 not to mention the most sadistic. 451 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:21,750 Grr! 452 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,583 The last four guys that pissed him off 453 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,583 ended up with their genitals severed. 454 00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:27,041 I asked the coroner about the weapon. 455 00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:28,417 He says there was none. 456 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,875 That son of a bitch did it with his bare hands. 457 00:18:30,959 --> 00:18:31,917 Oh. 458 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,125 I'm Agent Howard Shuster, 459 00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:34,375 Station Director. 460 00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:35,583 Hi. 461 00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:37,000 This is Brick Davis, 462 00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:38,709 Senior Agent 463 00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:39,875 and my right-hand man. 464 00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:42,083 Agent Pissant. 465 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:43,458 CORKY: Uh, actually, that's, uh... 466 00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:45,125 (FRENCH ACCENT) It's Pissant. 467 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,959 It's... It's... You know, it's French. 468 00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:50,125 SHUSTER: Davis is the best man in his field. 469 00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:51,291 Right now, he's about to take down 470 00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,250 the city's most dangerous crime boss. 471 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,166 We're all but guaranteed a conviction. 472 00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:57,000 That's just one down. 473 00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,125 By the time I'm finished, 474 00:18:58,208 --> 00:18:59,750 the whole family will be in jail. 475 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,333 SHUSTER: I've just been reviewing your resume. 476 00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:02,500 Quite impressive, 477 00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:03,959 but a degree from Harvard, 478 00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:06,291 three commendations for bravery, 479 00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:08,333 and an Olympic medal for sharpshooting 480 00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:10,083 won't get you out of the trenches. 481 00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:12,417 We need all hands on deck around here. 482 00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:14,417 Good day. 483 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:16,875 Good day. 484 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,834 Sir? Thank you. 485 00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:25,542 DAVIS: Nice tie. 486 00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,000 Thank you. 487 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,500 It should give some lucky sniper 488 00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:31,083 a nice target to aim for. 489 00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:33,125 (LAUGHS) 490 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:37,250 Probably, huh? 491 00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:44,375 (RUMMAGING) 492 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:55,959 Just go. Go. I want to go home. 493 00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:57,000 PETER: What happened? 494 00:19:57,083 --> 00:19:58,333 Have you seen my resume? 495 00:19:58,417 --> 00:19:59,834 It says I know five different languages. 496 00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:01,000 I'm an expert sharpshooter. 497 00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,959 I'm a black belt in something called 498 00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:05,208 gyoing gyoing gyoing something? 499 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,166 So the hacker went a little crazy. 500 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,166 Ah, none of this shit matters. 501 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,333 Just go in there and get the evidence. 502 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,375 Then you can go back to giving hamsters enemas 503 00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:13,542 or whatever the hell you do. 504 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:14,959 No! 505 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:16,709 Get in there. 506 00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:18,667 No, I don't wanna! 507 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:19,750 Get in there! 508 00:20:19,834 --> 00:20:21,834 No, I don't wanna let go! 509 00:20:21,917 --> 00:20:22,917 I don't wanna! 510 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,041 I don't wanna let go! 511 00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:25,417 All right. Okay, okay. 512 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:26,959 Put me down. Put me down. 513 00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:35,542 PAULIE: Come here. 514 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:36,667 Come here... 515 00:20:39,291 --> 00:20:41,208 All right, forget about it, Paulie. This is pointless. 516 00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:42,500 You know what? We're going to have to have 517 00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:44,208 an ambulance standing by 518 00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:46,333 for when we break the news to Papa. 519 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,333 Okay. I'll do it. 520 00:20:53,625 --> 00:20:55,125 I'm sorry. Which way to the evidence room? 521 00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:56,959 Thank you. 522 00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:02,000 Hi. 523 00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:03,792 You must be Pissant. 524 00:21:05,041 --> 00:21:06,083 Yeah. 525 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,125 Actually, that's... 526 00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:08,583 It's (IN FRENCH ACCENT) Pissant. 527 00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,917 It's... It's French. 528 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,583 I'm Russo, 529 00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:14,166 part of the Night Vulture task force. 530 00:21:14,709 --> 00:21:15,792 Really? 531 00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:17,333 Hi. 532 00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:20,083 (CHUCKLES) 533 00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:22,083 What'd you say your full name was? 534 00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:24,917 Russo. Agent Russo. 535 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,083 What a beautiful, beautiful name. 536 00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:28,750 Russo, Pissant, we need you. 537 00:21:28,834 --> 00:21:30,291 He struck again. 538 00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:31,583 You're kidding. 539 00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:32,625 Who? 540 00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:33,750 The Night Vulture. 541 00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,667 A rival drug dealer was butchered and mutilated 542 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,208 on 39th Street. Let's go. 543 00:21:40,709 --> 00:21:41,834 Pissant! 544 00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:44,083 Oh. 545 00:21:46,709 --> 00:21:47,834 Where the hell is he going? 546 00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:53,458 Abrasions on left elbow. 547 00:21:53,542 --> 00:21:55,500 Pooling of blood near torso. 548 00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:58,000 Victim was shot, mutilated, and dragged. 549 00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:01,583 No consistency of clumps 550 00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:04,000 and bile stain on magazine caddy. 551 00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:05,542 Set time of death at 6:00 p.m. 552 00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:13,125 Hi. 553 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,291 Hi. Hey, ma'am, how are you? 554 00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:16,500 Hey, Mister. Hello, Agent. 555 00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:20,375 CORKY: Hey, do you guys smell that? 556 00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:22,208 What's going on? How are you? 557 00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:23,959 Agent. 558 00:22:24,041 --> 00:22:25,166 Hi. Hi. 559 00:22:25,792 --> 00:22:27,375 Oh, sweet Jesus! 560 00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:29,125 Oh, my God. 561 00:22:29,709 --> 00:22:30,709 Oh, God. 562 00:22:30,792 --> 00:22:32,709 What is it? You got something? 563 00:22:32,792 --> 00:22:34,667 What happened? 564 00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:36,542 Shouldn't we call someone? 565 00:22:36,625 --> 00:22:38,000 (SQUISH) 566 00:22:38,083 --> 00:22:40,375 Aah! Oh, my God! What is this? 567 00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:42,667 What is that? Is that his wiener? 568 00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:45,417 Shouldn't we have somebody put that back on? 569 00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:48,792 Maggots... That is so gross. 570 00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:50,834 Maggots? Where? 571 00:22:50,917 --> 00:22:52,792 Right there, in their larval stage. 572 00:22:52,875 --> 00:22:54,041 Maggots take at least 18 hours... 573 00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:55,500 Wait a minute. 574 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,917 Maggots take at least 18 hours to hatch. 575 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,375 COX: You're right. 576 00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:00,583 Change the time of death from 6:00 p.m. 577 00:23:00,667 --> 00:23:02,208 to before 12:00 p.m. 578 00:23:02,291 --> 00:23:03,333 Good work, Agent. 579 00:23:03,417 --> 00:23:05,000 Oh. Grr! 580 00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:06,709 Jackpot... A full kilo. 581 00:23:06,792 --> 00:23:08,041 Someone want to run this over to Evidence? 582 00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:09,417 Yes, I... I... 583 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,208 Oh. 584 00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:12,333 (SQUISH) 585 00:23:12,417 --> 00:23:15,041 Ohh! Oh! Aah! Where is that? 586 00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:16,125 Here. 587 00:23:16,625 --> 00:23:17,959 (SHUDDERS) 588 00:23:25,834 --> 00:23:27,458 (SNIFFING) 589 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,166 (BRAKES SQUEAL) 590 00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:45,583 We're here. 591 00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:46,750 Nice work, Agent. 592 00:23:46,834 --> 00:23:47,917 Oh, thanks. Goodbye. 593 00:23:53,709 --> 00:23:55,375 Oh. 594 00:23:55,458 --> 00:23:58,000 Well, we can't chitchat all day, can we? 595 00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:06,750 So, uh... 596 00:24:06,834 --> 00:24:08,583 Maybe I'll see you sometime. 597 00:24:08,667 --> 00:24:11,125 (TIRES SQUEAL) 598 00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:13,250 (CAR ALARM SOUNDS) (WHIMPERS) 599 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:15,542 (BARKS) 600 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,583 Hi. Hi, poochie. 601 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:20,333 Hi. Hi. 602 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:22,750 What's the matter? What's the matter? 603 00:24:22,834 --> 00:24:24,333 Poochie can't reach the water? No? 604 00:24:24,417 --> 00:24:25,750 Poochie want some water? 605 00:24:25,834 --> 00:24:27,166 Poochie thirsty? 606 00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:29,917 There you go. You're a tough action police dog. 607 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,959 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 608 00:24:32,041 --> 00:24:33,000 Yes, you are. 609 00:24:33,083 --> 00:24:35,792 Okay. Oh, no. Oh, no. 610 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:37,625 Put that down. Put it down. Put it down. 611 00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:39,166 Come on. Give me the coke. 612 00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:40,458 Give me the cocaine. 613 00:24:40,542 --> 00:24:42,458 Come on. Come on. 614 00:24:42,542 --> 00:24:43,792 Come on. 615 00:24:43,875 --> 00:24:45,333 Let go. Let go. 616 00:24:50,542 --> 00:24:51,959 (WHIMPERS) 617 00:24:52,041 --> 00:24:53,625 (LAUGHS) 618 00:24:53,709 --> 00:24:54,792 (BARKS) 619 00:24:54,875 --> 00:24:56,417 (GROWLS) 620 00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:58,583 (BARKING) 621 00:24:58,667 --> 00:25:00,166 CORKY: Come on. Poochie, come on. 622 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:01,542 Come on, come on. 623 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,834 Poochie. 624 00:25:03,917 --> 00:25:05,583 The evidence room... Where? 625 00:25:10,125 --> 00:25:11,250 Agent Pissant. 626 00:25:11,333 --> 00:25:13,333 There's a group of second graders from the junior 627 00:25:13,417 --> 00:25:14,667 crimefighters league in the auditorium. 628 00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:16,542 I want you to give them a few words on law enforcement. 629 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:19,792 Now. 630 00:25:28,917 --> 00:25:30,458 WOMAN: As a special treat, kids, 631 00:25:30,542 --> 00:25:33,625 we have a real live FBI man here 632 00:25:33,709 --> 00:25:35,542 to talk to us about what it's like 633 00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:37,750 to be a Federal agent. 634 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,417 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 635 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,208 (FEEDBACK) Thank you. It's a little loud. 636 00:25:47,291 --> 00:25:48,709 The clapping's a little loud. 637 00:25:48,792 --> 00:25:50,208 Yes? Question? Question? You have a question? 638 00:25:50,291 --> 00:25:51,208 You don't have a quest... 639 00:25:51,291 --> 00:25:52,834 You don't? You don't? You do? You don't? 640 00:25:52,917 --> 00:25:53,792 It's kind of hot in here, isn't it? 641 00:25:53,875 --> 00:25:55,375 They're making pants tighter now, right? 642 00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:57,250 I don't know, because I don't wear jeans. 643 00:25:57,333 --> 00:25:58,625 Yes! Question? 644 00:25:59,333 --> 00:26:00,875 I should buy a boat! 645 00:26:00,959 --> 00:26:02,375 Don't you think? No? 646 00:26:02,458 --> 00:26:03,458 Question? 647 00:26:04,417 --> 00:26:05,917 God, I got to just... 648 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,166 (HYPERVENTILATING) 649 00:26:14,458 --> 00:26:16,375 Yes! You have a question? No? 650 00:26:16,458 --> 00:26:18,750 You do? You don't? You do? You don't? 651 00:26:18,834 --> 00:26:21,041 You do? You don't? You do? You don't? 652 00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:22,542 Oh, no, that's cool. You don't have to. 653 00:26:22,625 --> 00:26:23,834 No. You know, just do your own thing. 654 00:26:23,917 --> 00:26:25,375 I'm up here. You're down there. That's cool. 655 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:27,083 (FEEDBACK) Okay, so... Yes? 656 00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:28,333 Yeah, yeah, I know. 657 00:26:36,625 --> 00:26:37,667 Who's this freak? 658 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,417 DARNELL: I don't know. 659 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,625 DAVIS: Get a shot of him. 660 00:26:45,667 --> 00:26:47,458 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 661 00:26:47,542 --> 00:26:48,667 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 662 00:26:49,625 --> 00:26:51,208 (TAKING PICTURES) 663 00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:54,750 What the hell are you doing? 664 00:26:54,834 --> 00:26:56,417 They could be watching the place. 665 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:59,166 Yeah, I know. That's why I have the disguise on. 666 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:00,542 Oh! 667 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:06,917 PETER: Who's that guy? 668 00:27:07,041 --> 00:27:09,000 That's Shuster. He's the, uh... 669 00:27:10,709 --> 00:27:11,792 Director guy. 670 00:27:11,875 --> 00:27:12,875 Who's next? 671 00:27:15,041 --> 00:27:16,834 CORKY: That's Brick Davis. 672 00:27:16,917 --> 00:27:18,125 Is he the guy with the tan 673 00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:19,542 and the muscular thighs? 674 00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:24,291 What? 675 00:27:24,375 --> 00:27:26,291 Who are these two chuckleheads? 676 00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:28,000 That's Cox and Darnell. 677 00:27:28,083 --> 00:27:29,583 LEO: Hey, Paulie, write up a card 678 00:27:29,667 --> 00:27:30,917 for Cox and Darnell. 679 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,125 PAULIE: Oh, come on, Leo. 680 00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:33,333 I'm absorbing here, you know? 681 00:27:33,417 --> 00:27:34,834 POPS: You're just lazy. 682 00:27:34,917 --> 00:27:36,583 Make out a card. 683 00:27:36,667 --> 00:27:38,458 Papa, I'm not lazy. I... I... 684 00:27:38,542 --> 00:27:40,667 I don't even got my reading glasses. 685 00:27:40,750 --> 00:27:42,959 Aw, Jesus. 686 00:27:43,041 --> 00:27:44,250 Is there anybody else? 687 00:27:45,834 --> 00:27:47,041 Uh... 688 00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:49,208 (LAUGHS) No. 689 00:27:49,291 --> 00:27:51,417 I thought I saw a chick. Yeah, here it is. 690 00:27:52,917 --> 00:27:54,166 A lot of good that does us. 691 00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:55,834 (WHISTLES) 692 00:27:55,917 --> 00:27:57,041 I was a little distracted. 693 00:27:57,125 --> 00:27:59,500 Well, get undistracted, dipshit. 694 00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:01,166 This is crunch time. 695 00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:03,125 Sorry, Pop. PETER: Hey, Pop, relax. 696 00:28:03,208 --> 00:28:05,959 Okay? Next time, I'll take care of the pictures. 697 00:28:06,041 --> 00:28:07,333 PAULIE: All right, I want you to head 698 00:28:07,417 --> 00:28:09,166 straight for the evidence room, so we can just 699 00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:11,166 end this shit today. You got it? 700 00:28:11,250 --> 00:28:13,208 Got it. Keep the engine running, 701 00:28:13,291 --> 00:28:15,125 because I'm going right in and coming right back out, 702 00:28:15,208 --> 00:28:16,250 so you guys keep it running. 703 00:28:21,750 --> 00:28:22,875 (CLICK) 704 00:28:23,375 --> 00:28:24,417 Hi. 705 00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:29,667 Hi. 706 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:30,875 What you doing? 707 00:28:32,125 --> 00:28:34,166 Oh, I brought you something. 708 00:28:34,917 --> 00:28:35,959 Great. 709 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,041 This is just a little something 710 00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:42,250 to get you through the day. 711 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:46,625 (LAUGHS) 712 00:28:48,417 --> 00:28:50,417 It's funny because it's true. 713 00:28:51,250 --> 00:28:52,458 (LAUGHS) 714 00:28:54,291 --> 00:28:55,750 Thank you. You're welcome. 715 00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:56,834 I have to go now. 716 00:28:57,417 --> 00:28:58,417 Okay. 717 00:29:04,458 --> 00:29:05,625 (BEEPS) 718 00:29:06,792 --> 00:29:08,083 (BEEPS) 719 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,208 (BEEPS) 720 00:29:15,333 --> 00:29:16,458 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 721 00:29:18,333 --> 00:29:19,458 (REPEATS SENTENCE) 722 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,500 Yes, I know. 723 00:29:22,542 --> 00:29:24,625 It's Mandarin for "Hello." 724 00:29:24,709 --> 00:29:26,458 I spent some time in China myself. 725 00:29:27,792 --> 00:29:28,750 You do speak Mandarin, don't you? 726 00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:29,875 It's on your resume. 727 00:29:29,959 --> 00:29:31,250 Yeah. No, I actually... 728 00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:33,083 I just spoke it this morning. 729 00:29:33,166 --> 00:29:35,583 I was just thrown off by your dialect. 730 00:29:35,667 --> 00:29:38,291 I was actually taught the language 731 00:29:38,375 --> 00:29:41,166 by an upper-class family, 732 00:29:42,291 --> 00:29:44,208 Su Sussudio. 733 00:29:44,291 --> 00:29:46,208 You think I'm stupid, don't you? No. 734 00:29:46,291 --> 00:29:47,750 Listen, you little punk. 735 00:29:47,834 --> 00:29:49,750 I'm on to you. 736 00:29:49,834 --> 00:29:51,291 I don't know how you got this far, 737 00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:53,250 but you can't bullshit your way through the FBI. 738 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:54,792 You better watch your back. 739 00:29:54,875 --> 00:29:56,458 You got that? 740 00:29:56,542 --> 00:29:58,500 You got it? Yeah. Mmm-hmm. 741 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:01,667 Good. 742 00:30:01,750 --> 00:30:03,917 Come on. Shuster wants to see us. 743 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,083 It's about the Night Vulture. 744 00:30:06,917 --> 00:30:08,417 (CHAIR SQUEAKING) 745 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:10,458 SHUSTER: This group of neo-Nazi skinheads 746 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:12,417 is moving black tar heroin 747 00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:14,083 for the Night Vulture. 748 00:30:14,166 --> 00:30:15,291 They could be the vein 749 00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:16,667 that leads us to the motherlode... 750 00:30:17,875 --> 00:30:19,250 The Night Vulture himself. 751 00:30:20,875 --> 00:30:22,291 The Night Vulture is number six 752 00:30:22,375 --> 00:30:23,750 on the most wanted list. 753 00:30:23,834 --> 00:30:24,667 Pissant. 754 00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:27,250 I want you to go in and make a buy. 755 00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:31,125 Great! 756 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,333 But don't you think you might be, um... 757 00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:38,041 (CLEARS THROAT) Wasting my talent 758 00:30:38,125 --> 00:30:39,583 on something this simple? 759 00:30:41,417 --> 00:30:44,125 I mean, why don't you get Agent Cox and Darnell? 760 00:30:44,208 --> 00:30:46,834 I mean, they seem like really sweet guys. 761 00:30:46,917 --> 00:30:48,375 SHUSTER: We need a pro. 762 00:30:48,458 --> 00:30:50,208 You will carry out this assignment. 763 00:30:50,291 --> 00:30:51,417 That is all. 764 00:30:59,208 --> 00:31:00,166 Take down your pants. 765 00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:01,959 We're going to tape this wire to your crotch. 766 00:31:07,125 --> 00:31:08,667 Oh, no, we can't do that, but thank you. 767 00:31:08,750 --> 00:31:09,959 Why not? 768 00:31:10,041 --> 00:31:11,083 CORKY: I have, uh... 769 00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:14,834 Very, very sensitive gonads. 770 00:31:14,917 --> 00:31:16,375 All the men in my family do. 771 00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:17,917 My grandpa back in World War II 772 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,917 is nicknamed "Old Cotton Balls," so... 773 00:31:22,166 --> 00:31:23,375 I don't want to hear any more 774 00:31:23,458 --> 00:31:24,709 about your family's balls. Okay. 775 00:31:24,792 --> 00:31:26,542 We'll tape it to your chest. 776 00:31:26,625 --> 00:31:28,041 Cox, give me a razor. We'll shave him. 777 00:31:28,125 --> 00:31:29,041 Hmm? 778 00:31:29,125 --> 00:31:30,917 SKINHEAD: Let's see what you got today. 779 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,250 Come on. Man, you're going to do five of them. 780 00:31:35,417 --> 00:31:36,750 Come on, let's go, you little wimp! 781 00:31:36,834 --> 00:31:38,041 Hurry, let's go! 782 00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:39,583 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 783 00:31:39,667 --> 00:31:41,250 SKINHEAD: You ain't nothing. You suck. 784 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,000 Come on, let's go. Let's go. 785 00:31:48,166 --> 00:31:49,458 (TURNS OFF MUSIC) 786 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,083 Howdy! 787 00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:58,834 (COCKS GUN) What do you want, bitch? 788 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:00,417 I just thought that I can get some heroin, 789 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:01,375 and then maybe we can all go out 790 00:32:01,458 --> 00:32:03,166 and commit some hate crimes and stuff. 791 00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:05,333 (GRUNTS) 792 00:32:06,667 --> 00:32:08,375 (WHIMPERS) 793 00:32:10,208 --> 00:32:12,375 (FEEDBACK) 794 00:32:12,458 --> 00:32:13,458 We lost transmission. 795 00:32:13,542 --> 00:32:14,625 Are we going in? 796 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:16,959 No. 797 00:32:17,041 --> 00:32:19,417 Pissant's been in this situation before. 798 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:21,083 I'm sure he can handle himself. 799 00:32:21,166 --> 00:32:23,625 (CRYING) I've only been with the FBI 800 00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:27,083 for, like, two days! 801 00:32:27,166 --> 00:32:30,083 (SOBBING) 802 00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:31,959 SKINHEAD: Take him to the warehouse at pier seven. 803 00:32:33,709 --> 00:32:35,250 (BARKING) 804 00:32:35,333 --> 00:32:37,542 You know bad dogs aren't born. 805 00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:38,834 They're made. 806 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,041 (BRAKES SQUEAL) 807 00:32:58,041 --> 00:33:00,959 TWISTER SISTER: ♪ We're not gonna take it 808 00:33:01,041 --> 00:33:04,417 ♪ No, we ain't gonna take it 809 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:05,959 ♪ We're not gonna take it 810 00:33:06,041 --> 00:33:07,458 Ooh! Ow! 811 00:33:07,542 --> 00:33:09,041 ♪ Anymore 812 00:33:13,333 --> 00:33:14,417 Whoa! 813 00:33:15,041 --> 00:33:16,250 Hey! 814 00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:19,542 SKINHEAD: Ohh! 815 00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:23,000 He must've disengaged his own wire 816 00:33:23,083 --> 00:33:24,291 and left with them. 817 00:33:24,375 --> 00:33:25,667 As soon as it went to static, we went in, 818 00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:27,208 but they were already gone. 819 00:33:27,291 --> 00:33:28,625 SECRETARY: Sir, you have a call. 820 00:33:28,709 --> 00:33:30,000 Not now. 821 00:33:30,083 --> 00:33:31,250 Sir, it's Agent Pissant. 822 00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:34,667 (BABY TALKS) Yes. 823 00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:35,750 Hey, guys. 824 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:38,125 (LAUGHS) 825 00:33:38,208 --> 00:33:39,458 My God, Pissant. 826 00:33:40,750 --> 00:33:42,709 You did this all by yourself? 827 00:33:42,792 --> 00:33:43,959 CORKY: Eichmann... 828 00:33:44,041 --> 00:33:45,667 Come here, Eichmann. 829 00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:47,625 Eichmann, that tickles. 830 00:33:53,625 --> 00:33:54,750 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 831 00:33:56,750 --> 00:33:58,000 Hey, hey, it's Pissant. 832 00:33:58,083 --> 00:33:59,625 Hey! All right! 833 00:33:59,709 --> 00:34:01,208 (ALL CHEERING) 834 00:34:07,959 --> 00:34:09,041 Thank you. 835 00:34:09,125 --> 00:34:10,542 Thank you very much. 836 00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:12,041 Now if you'll excuse me, 837 00:34:12,125 --> 00:34:13,125 I have to go tinkle. 838 00:34:21,291 --> 00:34:22,291 (BEEPS) 839 00:34:23,291 --> 00:34:24,291 (BEEPS) 840 00:34:27,417 --> 00:34:29,125 (DOOR BUZZES OPEN) 841 00:34:55,291 --> 00:34:56,291 Pissant. 842 00:34:58,875 --> 00:35:00,041 Hi. 843 00:35:00,792 --> 00:35:02,125 Oh. 844 00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:03,917 I was just going to go find you and... 845 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,583 And say hi. 846 00:35:05,667 --> 00:35:07,291 (LAUGHS) 847 00:35:08,542 --> 00:35:09,542 Hi. 848 00:35:10,792 --> 00:35:12,625 What you got? 849 00:35:12,709 --> 00:35:14,583 It was recovered at the apartment... 850 00:35:14,667 --> 00:35:15,917 The only hard evidence we have 851 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,166 against the Night Vulture. 852 00:35:18,667 --> 00:35:19,583 Fingerprints all over it, 853 00:35:19,667 --> 00:35:21,208 but we haven't been able to get a make. 854 00:35:21,875 --> 00:35:23,000 (GROANS) 855 00:35:24,792 --> 00:35:26,083 (OBJECT SHATTERS) 856 00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:29,125 That... Night Vulture guy... 857 00:35:29,208 --> 00:35:30,208 Phew! 858 00:35:33,375 --> 00:35:35,166 I'm going to do some Yun Mu Kwan. 859 00:35:36,333 --> 00:35:37,417 Would you like to join me? 860 00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:40,208 (INHALES) 861 00:35:40,709 --> 00:35:44,083 (EXHALES) 862 00:35:44,166 --> 00:35:45,875 You don't fit the profile of a typical Fed. 863 00:35:48,041 --> 00:35:49,834 What do you mean? 864 00:35:49,917 --> 00:35:52,125 It's nothing bad. It's actually refreshing. 865 00:35:52,208 --> 00:35:53,375 (LAUGHS) Oh. 866 00:35:54,834 --> 00:35:56,667 (EXHALES) 867 00:35:56,750 --> 00:35:57,792 I'm just doing this FBI thing 868 00:35:57,875 --> 00:36:00,250 to pay some bills before I get to my real career. 869 00:36:00,875 --> 00:36:02,166 And what's that? 870 00:36:02,250 --> 00:36:03,959 I'm going to be a licensed veterinarian 871 00:36:04,041 --> 00:36:06,375 and own my own animal hospital. 872 00:36:07,083 --> 00:36:08,458 How sweet. Thanks. 873 00:36:10,542 --> 00:36:11,709 Kyah, kyah, kyah! 874 00:36:13,083 --> 00:36:14,208 Mmm! 875 00:36:14,291 --> 00:36:15,959 I'm going to try the tang soo do. Ready? 876 00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:18,458 Yeah. Nim-po! 877 00:36:18,542 --> 00:36:19,583 (FEEDBACK) 878 00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:24,458 (SNORTS) 879 00:36:29,041 --> 00:36:30,917 Look, you don't have to go easy on me. 880 00:36:31,792 --> 00:36:33,667 What? 881 00:36:33,750 --> 00:36:34,875 See, this is what I'm talking about. 882 00:36:34,959 --> 00:36:38,166 Every man here is afraid to go full contact with me. 883 00:36:38,250 --> 00:36:39,375 I'm not a Barbie doll. 884 00:36:39,458 --> 00:36:40,625 Now come on! 885 00:36:41,375 --> 00:36:42,375 Hit me. 886 00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:45,208 417 in progress. Let's go. 887 00:36:45,291 --> 00:36:47,834 Oh. Gotcha. I'm going to go get my thermos. 888 00:36:47,917 --> 00:36:48,875 RUSSO: Didn't you hear him? 889 00:36:48,959 --> 00:36:50,166 A 417. Come on. 890 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:51,333 Oh. 891 00:36:54,333 --> 00:36:56,417 Back off! 892 00:36:57,458 --> 00:36:59,166 RUSSO: Situation? 893 00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:01,041 Night Vulture suspect, heavily armed. 894 00:37:01,125 --> 00:37:03,000 He's got seven hostages in that building. 895 00:37:03,083 --> 00:37:04,166 Demands? None. 896 00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:05,250 I'll go get my rifle. 897 00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:06,375 Wait. 898 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:09,000 Pissant's our ace in the hole. 899 00:37:09,083 --> 00:37:10,291 You know the drill. Take him out. 900 00:37:12,625 --> 00:37:13,959 (SIGHS) 901 00:37:16,291 --> 00:37:17,834 I'll blow his head off! Now back off! 902 00:37:17,917 --> 00:37:18,959 Back off! 903 00:37:25,917 --> 00:37:26,959 God! 904 00:37:27,792 --> 00:37:28,709 Sorry. 905 00:37:28,792 --> 00:37:31,125 Sorry. I was just lining up the shot. 906 00:37:37,041 --> 00:37:39,291 Hey, Nash Bridges, you got the safety on. 907 00:37:39,375 --> 00:37:40,792 (CLICKS SAFETY OFF) 908 00:37:40,875 --> 00:37:42,542 (CROWD SCREAMING) 909 00:37:43,834 --> 00:37:45,875 Oh, my dog! 910 00:37:45,959 --> 00:37:47,834 (BULLETS RICOCHETING) 911 00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:02,166 (WHIMPERS) 912 00:38:12,667 --> 00:38:13,834 Man down! 913 00:38:15,583 --> 00:38:16,709 I'll cover you. 914 00:38:19,041 --> 00:38:20,417 (CORKY PANTING) 915 00:38:23,542 --> 00:38:24,583 A dog. 916 00:38:26,542 --> 00:38:27,834 What are you doing? It's dead. 917 00:38:27,917 --> 00:38:29,667 (PANTING) 918 00:38:32,834 --> 00:38:34,417 Here. Hold this. 919 00:38:35,166 --> 00:38:36,583 What? 920 00:38:36,667 --> 00:38:37,625 This looks like a collapsed esophagus. 921 00:38:37,709 --> 00:38:40,291 I've seen Dr. Kipper fix one of these before. 922 00:38:40,375 --> 00:38:41,959 Fix what? Who's Dr. Kipper? 923 00:38:42,041 --> 00:38:43,375 Think, Corky, think. 924 00:38:45,709 --> 00:38:47,500 Got it. I got it, I got it. 925 00:38:49,208 --> 00:38:50,709 (BLOWS) 926 00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:53,375 (BLOWS) 927 00:38:53,875 --> 00:38:55,417 (BLOWS) 928 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:57,834 (WHIMPERS) 929 00:38:57,917 --> 00:38:59,041 Okay, you've just been in an accident, 930 00:38:59,125 --> 00:39:00,333 but you're going to be all right, okay? 931 00:39:00,417 --> 00:39:01,500 (WHIMPERS) 932 00:39:01,583 --> 00:39:04,500 Now run along. Run along, run along, run along. 933 00:39:04,583 --> 00:39:06,208 (YELPING) 934 00:39:08,083 --> 00:39:09,125 That was amazing. 935 00:39:10,542 --> 00:39:12,291 What was amazing? 936 00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:13,667 What... What you just did. 937 00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:15,208 You just saved that dog's life. 938 00:39:17,041 --> 00:39:18,792 DAVIS: Pissant. 939 00:39:18,875 --> 00:39:20,041 Can I talk to you for a second? 940 00:39:22,583 --> 00:39:24,458 Yeah. Sure. 941 00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:30,458 Listen, how'd you do that? That was really something. 942 00:39:31,041 --> 00:39:32,000 Yeah? 943 00:39:32,083 --> 00:39:34,834 Yeah. How did you... Listen, you little shit. 944 00:39:34,917 --> 00:39:36,208 You put my life on the line, 945 00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:38,500 as well as every other agent out there. 946 00:39:38,583 --> 00:39:40,083 Now, first chance I get, 947 00:39:40,166 --> 00:39:41,709 I am going to send you straight to hell. 948 00:39:41,792 --> 00:39:43,417 You got that? 949 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:44,709 Hello, sir. 950 00:39:44,792 --> 00:39:46,834 Pissant, what the hell is going on here? 951 00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:48,125 Sir. (CLEARS THROAT) 952 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,083 It wasn't me. 953 00:39:50,792 --> 00:39:52,208 It was the gun. 954 00:39:52,291 --> 00:39:53,917 It was all funky. 955 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000 What the hell are you talking about? 956 00:39:56,083 --> 00:39:57,000 DARNELL: Sir... 957 00:39:57,083 --> 00:39:58,917 I think what Agent Pissant is trying to say 958 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,208 is that the perp's gun was a fake. 959 00:40:01,291 --> 00:40:02,375 And he's right. 960 00:40:02,458 --> 00:40:03,375 Look. (CLICKS) 961 00:40:07,125 --> 00:40:09,208 Pissant, you're a cowboy, 962 00:40:09,291 --> 00:40:11,083 but you've got to keep the team up to speed. 963 00:40:11,166 --> 00:40:12,875 We're not used to an agent 964 00:40:12,959 --> 00:40:14,959 with that kind of passion and attention to detail. 965 00:40:15,291 --> 00:40:16,417 Oh... 966 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:19,583 I will do my best, sir. 967 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:22,458 Sir, hostages are safe and accounted for. 968 00:40:22,542 --> 00:40:24,583 This clown is not the Night Vulture. 969 00:40:24,667 --> 00:40:25,709 Should I take him in? 970 00:40:25,792 --> 00:40:27,583 No, no, no. Let Pissant do it. 971 00:40:27,667 --> 00:40:28,792 It's his baby. 972 00:40:29,667 --> 00:40:31,083 (GRUNTING) 973 00:40:31,166 --> 00:40:33,083 (DIALS) 974 00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:34,291 (LINE RINGS) 975 00:40:34,375 --> 00:40:35,417 FLORENCE: Poodles and Pussies... 976 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:37,083 Florence, hi. 977 00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:38,875 How's cousin Tony working out? 978 00:40:38,959 --> 00:40:40,208 FLORENCE: Just fine. 979 00:40:40,291 --> 00:40:43,583 In fact, profits are up 150%. 980 00:40:43,667 --> 00:40:45,083 What do you want? 981 00:40:45,166 --> 00:40:47,667 Can you help Jojo? I think he's sick. 982 00:40:49,375 --> 00:40:50,583 TONY: Yeah, sure, kid. 983 00:40:50,667 --> 00:40:51,834 I'll fix him right up for you. 984 00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:02,875 (SQUEAKS) 985 00:41:03,375 --> 00:41:05,417 (SQUEAKS) 986 00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:08,458 See, kid? Jojo's all fixed up. 987 00:41:08,542 --> 00:41:10,625 He just needed a new liver. 988 00:41:10,709 --> 00:41:12,667 How much? What do you got? 989 00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:14,166 Well, keep up the good work, okay? 990 00:41:14,250 --> 00:41:16,291 I'll be back lickety-split. Bye, now. 991 00:41:16,375 --> 00:41:17,625 (BABBLING) 992 00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:19,458 (TURNS RADIO ON) Oh. 993 00:41:22,875 --> 00:41:25,083 ♪ This will be love 994 00:41:25,166 --> 00:41:27,250 ♪ Because 995 00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:29,166 ♪ I've had 996 00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:32,166 ♪ The time of my life 997 00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:36,291 ♪ And I've never felt this way before 998 00:41:36,375 --> 00:41:38,750 ♪ This, I swear 999 00:41:38,834 --> 00:41:40,834 ♪ Is the truth ♪ 1000 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,458 (MUSIC CONTINUES) (SUSPECT BABBLING) 1001 00:41:58,542 --> 00:42:01,583 Sir, could you be a sport and open the door for me, please, sir? 1002 00:42:03,792 --> 00:42:05,208 (CHUCKLES) Okay. I see. 1003 00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:10,625 SUSPECT: Let me out of here! 1004 00:42:10,709 --> 00:42:12,000 And I'm going to... 1005 00:42:12,083 --> 00:42:13,542 Sir, could you please not do that? 1006 00:42:13,625 --> 00:42:15,542 Sir? Please don't do that. 1007 00:42:15,625 --> 00:42:17,333 Come on. Sir. 1008 00:42:17,417 --> 00:42:18,625 Come on. Don't do that. 1009 00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:20,792 Come on, sir. 1010 00:42:21,417 --> 00:42:23,125 Hello? Hey. 1011 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:24,375 Look out for that truck. 1012 00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:26,166 Ow! Arm! Arm! 1013 00:42:29,458 --> 00:42:30,750 Excuse me. Sir. 1014 00:42:30,834 --> 00:42:32,125 Hi. How are you? 1015 00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:33,625 Sir! 1016 00:42:36,625 --> 00:42:38,542 SUSPECT: Yee-hoo! Yahoo! 1017 00:42:38,625 --> 00:42:40,208 (SCREAMS) (HONKS HORN) 1018 00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:41,709 Off of the car! 1019 00:42:41,792 --> 00:42:45,667 Hey! I got a little problem here! 1020 00:42:45,750 --> 00:42:48,417 Hey, if I could get some help... 1021 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:50,083 (MUSIC PLAYING) 1022 00:42:51,125 --> 00:42:52,417 Uh, let me get a cup 1023 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:55,375 of the rum raisin, then, please. 1024 00:42:55,458 --> 00:42:56,917 We don't have rum raisin, sir. 1025 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,125 All our flavors are listed on that sign. 1026 00:43:01,291 --> 00:43:03,667 All right, let me... 1027 00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:07,583 Give me a cup of the rocky road there, then, please. 1028 00:43:07,667 --> 00:43:09,458 CORKY: Hello? Please? 1029 00:43:09,542 --> 00:43:11,208 Hey, Paulie, come on already! 1030 00:43:13,208 --> 00:43:14,583 Shut up! 1031 00:43:14,667 --> 00:43:16,750 (CORKY SHOUTING OVER WIRE) (HONKS HORN) 1032 00:43:16,834 --> 00:43:19,500 All right, just give me a cup of the pistachio there. 1033 00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:22,250 The sign... 1034 00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:23,875 What are you looking at, pantywaist, huh? 1035 00:43:23,959 --> 00:43:25,375 You suck! 1036 00:43:25,458 --> 00:43:27,709 You suck! Suck! Suck! 1037 00:43:27,792 --> 00:43:31,583 The keys are right there. If you could just... Turn off the car. 1038 00:43:31,667 --> 00:43:32,917 SUSPECT: Whoo-hoo! 1039 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:33,959 Whoa! (TIRES SCREECHING) 1040 00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:37,500 (CORKY WHIMPERS) 1041 00:43:41,625 --> 00:43:42,625 Cory, look out! 1042 00:43:45,041 --> 00:43:46,333 Get off of my car! 1043 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,375 Don't put the... 1044 00:43:49,041 --> 00:43:50,458 Sir... 1045 00:43:50,542 --> 00:43:52,000 (TIRES SQUEAL) 1046 00:43:52,875 --> 00:43:53,875 Aah! 1047 00:43:55,208 --> 00:43:56,208 Aah! 1048 00:43:58,375 --> 00:44:00,166 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) 1049 00:44:04,542 --> 00:44:06,125 What the hell is the matter with you, dumbass? 1050 00:44:06,208 --> 00:44:08,667 You nearly got us killed. What are you, retarded? Huh? 1051 00:44:08,750 --> 00:44:09,959 What happened? You okay? 1052 00:44:10,041 --> 00:44:11,125 DARNELL: Is everybody okay here? 1053 00:44:11,208 --> 00:44:12,291 Oh, I'm fine. You okay? 1054 00:44:12,375 --> 00:44:14,417 CORKY: I'm in control. Just a little fender bender. 1055 00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:15,542 I'm totally in control. 1056 00:44:16,375 --> 00:44:18,125 (STARTS ENGINE) 1057 00:44:18,208 --> 00:44:19,208 What are you doing here? 1058 00:44:21,542 --> 00:44:22,959 All right, out of the car. 1059 00:44:23,041 --> 00:44:24,125 Come on, let's do it. 1060 00:44:24,208 --> 00:44:26,792 Assume the position. Aw, come on! 1061 00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:31,291 Against the car. 1062 00:44:37,291 --> 00:44:38,583 What the hell is all this stuff? 1063 00:44:40,083 --> 00:44:41,542 PETER: I'm helping my cousin move. 1064 00:44:42,875 --> 00:44:44,834 DAVIS: Okay, boys, tear this dago wagon apart. 1065 00:44:44,917 --> 00:44:46,125 Leave no seat unslashed. 1066 00:44:47,417 --> 00:44:48,625 Hold it! 1067 00:44:51,792 --> 00:44:53,166 What? 1068 00:44:53,250 --> 00:44:55,083 This guy just called me a dork. 1069 00:44:57,250 --> 00:44:58,500 No, he didn't. 1070 00:44:58,583 --> 00:45:00,500 No. Yeah, he did. I don't think he did. 1071 00:45:00,583 --> 00:45:02,000 I saw... I read his lips. 1072 00:45:02,083 --> 00:45:03,083 This guy? 1073 00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:13,333 (WHISPERING) It's me. Corky. Hi. 1074 00:45:27,417 --> 00:45:30,250 On the ground. Both of you! 1075 00:45:37,959 --> 00:45:39,291 All fours. All fours. 1076 00:45:41,625 --> 00:45:44,000 I got a little gift for you. 1077 00:45:44,083 --> 00:45:45,834 Sorry I didn't have time to wrap it. 1078 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,250 (GRUNTS) 1079 00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:53,333 Hey, Pissant, take it easy, people are watching. 1080 00:46:15,667 --> 00:46:16,667 (FARTS) 1081 00:46:17,291 --> 00:46:19,000 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1082 00:46:19,792 --> 00:46:21,208 Yeah! 1083 00:46:21,291 --> 00:46:23,542 Sniff that one, ass clowns! 1084 00:46:23,625 --> 00:46:24,667 Hey, Pissant, relax, man. 1085 00:46:24,750 --> 00:46:27,542 I mean, technically, they didn't do anything wrong. 1086 00:46:27,625 --> 00:46:28,875 CORKY: Get outta here! 1087 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,625 (MIMICS ROARING) 1088 00:46:31,709 --> 00:46:33,333 What the hell are you doing? 1089 00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:35,625 (SIGHS) 1090 00:46:35,709 --> 00:46:37,542 Look, Davis, you're too soft. 1091 00:46:39,875 --> 00:46:41,208 (SNICKERS) 1092 00:46:42,208 --> 00:46:43,917 (CLEARS THROAT) Sir. 1093 00:46:46,709 --> 00:46:48,250 (DOORBELL RINGS) 1094 00:46:49,208 --> 00:46:50,792 I'm sorry! Move it! 1095 00:46:50,875 --> 00:46:52,333 Move it! Ow! 1096 00:46:54,667 --> 00:46:56,500 You're lucky there were no chicks watching. 1097 00:46:56,583 --> 00:46:58,208 Now, did you at least get the evidence? 1098 00:46:59,542 --> 00:47:01,625 No. I don't have it. 1099 00:47:01,709 --> 00:47:04,458 Oh, for... You don't understand. 1100 00:47:04,542 --> 00:47:06,709 I am so close I can taste it. 1101 00:47:07,166 --> 00:47:08,959 Where is it? 1102 00:47:09,041 --> 00:47:10,792 I left it in the gym. 1103 00:47:10,875 --> 00:47:12,959 Christ, Corky, what if somebody finds it? 1104 00:47:13,041 --> 00:47:14,959 No, it's okay! It's in my briefcase! 1105 00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:16,709 It has my name... 1106 00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:18,208 On it. 1107 00:47:18,291 --> 00:47:19,333 PETER: I ain't tellin' Pops. 1108 00:47:19,417 --> 00:47:21,250 I mean, the hospital says he's getting worse. 1109 00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:25,333 They're sending a wet nurse over here, Petey. 1110 00:47:25,417 --> 00:47:28,667 I think you mean registered nurse. 1111 00:47:28,750 --> 00:47:30,875 Oh, really? Is that what you think, Mr. Educated? 1112 00:47:30,959 --> 00:47:32,667 So now I'm the stupid one, huh? 1113 00:47:32,750 --> 00:47:34,166 Let me tell you something, Corky, 1114 00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:36,000 when you was in vegetarian school, 1115 00:47:36,083 --> 00:47:37,166 tugging llamas, 1116 00:47:37,250 --> 00:47:40,166 I was running numbers for Pops, you understand me? 1117 00:47:40,250 --> 00:47:41,834 Get outta here! Out! 1118 00:47:41,917 --> 00:47:44,959 And don't you come back... Do not come back without the evidence, you hear me? 1119 00:47:45,041 --> 00:47:47,208 All right, I'm going! (CRASH) 1120 00:47:47,291 --> 00:47:50,875 You know what? Ah! Evidence! Evidence! 1121 00:47:52,125 --> 00:47:53,291 Hi, Corky. 1122 00:48:00,458 --> 00:48:01,834 Sorry. Sorry. 1123 00:48:14,291 --> 00:48:15,291 Looking for this? 1124 00:48:19,417 --> 00:48:21,667 I can explain. Explain it to Shuster. 1125 00:48:21,750 --> 00:48:22,834 Okay. 1126 00:48:26,125 --> 00:48:27,333 How about now? 1127 00:48:27,417 --> 00:48:28,417 Now's good. 1128 00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:30,208 Pissant, we need you ASAP. 1129 00:48:30,291 --> 00:48:32,083 Not now. We're busy. 1130 00:48:32,166 --> 00:48:33,250 This is priority. 1131 00:48:33,333 --> 00:48:35,709 There's a major heroin buy going down in Chinatown. 1132 00:48:35,792 --> 00:48:37,208 We think the Night Vulture's supplying. 1133 00:48:37,291 --> 00:48:39,208 No. That's a waste of time. 1134 00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:41,417 Now, get back to the planetarium like I told you. 1135 00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:43,750 It's a virtual who's who of Night Vulture suspects. 1136 00:48:43,834 --> 00:48:45,375 Sir, I don't know who your source is, 1137 00:48:45,458 --> 00:48:47,917 but we've been to the planetarium, and it's on the level. 1138 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,583 Nothing but field trips and old women. 1139 00:48:49,667 --> 00:48:52,083 Exactly! The Night Vulture's a chameleon! 1140 00:48:52,166 --> 00:48:55,875 It's just the kind of place that a sadistic son of a bitch like that would call home! 1141 00:48:55,959 --> 00:48:57,875 Sorry, sir. This is direct from Shuster. 1142 00:48:57,959 --> 00:48:58,959 We're going to Chinatown, 1143 00:48:59,041 --> 00:49:00,291 and we're taking Pissant with us. 1144 00:49:04,667 --> 00:49:06,125 What's up, guys? 1145 00:49:06,208 --> 00:49:08,750 The seller's from Vietnam, the buyer's from Thailand. 1146 00:49:08,834 --> 00:49:10,709 Sounds cool. Where do I come in? 1147 00:49:10,792 --> 00:49:11,834 You translate. 1148 00:49:15,333 --> 00:49:16,333 Perfect. 1149 00:49:25,709 --> 00:49:27,166 (SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE) 1150 00:49:31,041 --> 00:49:32,166 What did he say? 1151 00:49:34,709 --> 00:49:37,166 He said that you have very kind eyes. 1152 00:49:40,208 --> 00:49:41,542 Tell him I said thank you. 1153 00:49:47,709 --> 00:49:48,875 (GASPS) 1154 00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:52,542 What? 1155 00:50:21,375 --> 00:50:22,458 What is going on? 1156 00:50:34,709 --> 00:50:35,750 Aah! 1157 00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:40,000 Someone get me outta here! 1158 00:50:40,083 --> 00:50:42,917 Peter! Paul! Get me outta here! 1159 00:50:46,125 --> 00:50:48,417 ♪ You can ring my bell 1160 00:50:50,834 --> 00:50:53,250 Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about. 1161 00:50:53,333 --> 00:50:57,041 ♪ Ring my, you can ring my bell ♪ 1162 00:50:57,125 --> 00:50:58,792 (CLUCKING) 1163 00:51:01,959 --> 00:51:03,125 (SPITS) 1164 00:51:06,458 --> 00:51:07,750 (GUNFIRE) 1165 00:51:13,667 --> 00:51:15,083 (WHIMPERING) 1166 00:51:17,083 --> 00:51:19,583 Ah, damn. They both got away. 1167 00:51:22,291 --> 00:51:23,834 No. Pissant got one. 1168 00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:27,417 (CHUCKLES) 1169 00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:30,041 You just reminded him of this horse thief he once knew, 1170 00:51:30,125 --> 00:51:32,208 and I defended your honor, 1171 00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:35,083 and he grew angry. 1172 00:51:35,166 --> 00:51:36,917 You got a cool head, man. 1173 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,917 Goin' down on your knees and crying like a girl? 1174 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,375 That was great! 1175 00:51:40,458 --> 00:51:43,875 Actually, that's something I learned from our friend the possum. 1176 00:51:43,959 --> 00:51:46,959 It's a tactic he would use to thwart off his enemies. 1177 00:51:47,041 --> 00:51:49,875 We'll back you up any time, Pissant. Mmm-hmm. 1178 00:51:49,959 --> 00:51:51,208 Call me Corky. 1179 00:51:51,291 --> 00:51:52,750 My name's Terrence. Hey. 1180 00:51:54,333 --> 00:51:56,959 I'm Bob. Hey, Bob. 1181 00:51:57,041 --> 00:51:59,375 Say, you guys want to get an Orange Julius or something? 1182 00:51:59,458 --> 00:52:00,583 We can't. 1183 00:52:00,667 --> 00:52:02,542 Brick is sending us to collect evidence 1184 00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:04,125 on some underground casino. 1185 00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:06,750 Do you guys know where Kate is, by chance? 1186 00:52:06,834 --> 00:52:09,125 She'd probably get a kick out of this whole thing, don't you think? 1187 00:52:09,208 --> 00:52:11,291 She's gone. What do you mean, gone? 1188 00:52:11,375 --> 00:52:13,250 Well, you know, we're not at liberty to discuss that. 1189 00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:15,625 Yeah, I know. She didn't by chance, like, leave a note 1190 00:52:15,709 --> 00:52:20,542 or a joke or, like, a little poem or something by chance, did she? 1191 00:52:21,375 --> 00:52:22,917 Nope. See ya. 1192 00:52:23,709 --> 00:52:24,709 Bye. 1193 00:52:25,208 --> 00:52:27,083 Pissant! 1194 00:52:27,166 --> 00:52:29,417 Give me one good reason I shouldn't can your butt right now 1195 00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:31,583 for breaking protocol with that Romano file? 1196 00:52:31,667 --> 00:52:35,500 Sir, I just wanted to get a closer look at the file and lend my expertise, sir. 1197 00:52:35,583 --> 00:52:37,417 You don't walk in and take evidence! 1198 00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:39,625 You fill out an X74! 1199 00:52:39,709 --> 00:52:41,458 And then you get it approved by a superior! 1200 00:52:41,542 --> 00:52:43,125 You got that? 1201 00:52:43,208 --> 00:52:46,667 Sir, the bottom line is, because I got so excited, 1202 00:52:46,750 --> 00:52:48,291 I forgot to follow procedures, 1203 00:52:48,375 --> 00:52:50,792 but I do take full responsibility for my actions, sir. 1204 00:52:54,792 --> 00:52:55,875 Pissant, you're an honest man. 1205 00:52:55,959 --> 00:52:58,792 That's a rare quality in this day of buck-passing. 1206 00:52:58,875 --> 00:53:00,166 I kind of admire that. 1207 00:53:00,250 --> 00:53:01,375 Oh, what the hell? 1208 00:53:01,458 --> 00:53:04,291 He just confessed to breaking protocol! 1209 00:53:04,375 --> 00:53:05,875 At least he had the guts to admit it. 1210 00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:11,041 We can all take a page out of Pissant's book. 1211 00:53:12,208 --> 00:53:13,250 Good day. 1212 00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:16,458 Hi. 1213 00:53:33,083 --> 00:53:34,417 (DOORBELL RINGS) (LITTLE GIRL VOICE) Hi. 1214 00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:36,291 You guys want some cookies? 1215 00:53:40,959 --> 00:53:42,500 (SIGHS) I'm sorry, you guys. 1216 00:53:42,583 --> 00:53:44,041 What is it, Corky? 1217 00:53:44,125 --> 00:53:46,208 I couldn't get the... Sweet Jesus! 1218 00:53:46,291 --> 00:53:48,250 (GLASS SHATTERS) (GASPS) Ay, dios mio! 1219 00:53:48,333 --> 00:53:50,500 What is she doing here? 1220 00:53:50,583 --> 00:53:52,208 That's Esperanza, Dad's new nurse. 1221 00:53:52,291 --> 00:53:53,250 Don't worry about her, Corky. 1222 00:53:53,333 --> 00:53:54,875 She don't speak a word a English. 1223 00:53:54,959 --> 00:53:57,000 How do you know my name? 1224 00:53:57,083 --> 00:53:59,250 What? Corky. 1225 00:53:59,333 --> 00:54:01,542 You said that name again. 1226 00:54:01,625 --> 00:54:03,208 (FORCED LAUGHTER) 1227 00:54:03,291 --> 00:54:05,000 Why are you freakin' out? 1228 00:54:05,083 --> 00:54:07,875 CORKY: I'm gonna go, uh, make some 1229 00:54:07,959 --> 00:54:11,041 toaster strudel for everyone. 1230 00:54:11,125 --> 00:54:14,333 Anyone? Everyone wants? I assume everyone wants one. 1231 00:54:21,041 --> 00:54:22,583 (WHISPERING) what the hell are you doing here? 1232 00:54:22,667 --> 00:54:23,792 What the hell are you doing here? 1233 00:54:23,875 --> 00:54:25,041 And why are you dressed like that? 1234 00:54:25,125 --> 00:54:29,583 I just... Came from a Girls of America meeting and... 1235 00:54:29,667 --> 00:54:30,917 I sponsor one of the girls, 1236 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,375 and it's traditional that you wear 1237 00:54:32,458 --> 00:54:33,500 these outfits at the meetings. 1238 00:54:34,583 --> 00:54:35,709 Look, I don't have time to talk about it, okay? 1239 00:54:35,792 --> 00:54:37,583 What the hell are you doing here? Answer my question! 1240 00:54:37,667 --> 00:54:39,250 I realized no one's gonna just hand me 1241 00:54:39,333 --> 00:54:40,917 a good undercover case, so I made Shuster 1242 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,208 send me in here to collect more evidence. 1243 00:54:43,291 --> 00:54:46,083 What about you? I'm... Undercover, too. 1244 00:54:47,792 --> 00:54:49,125 That is so typical! 1245 00:54:49,208 --> 00:54:51,917 Shuster gave me his word that he wouldn't send a man to cover me. 1246 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,750 No, I... I was just here first. That's why I'm here now. 1247 00:54:54,834 --> 00:54:56,083 How come Shuster didn't say anything? 1248 00:54:56,166 --> 00:54:57,458 He doesn't know. 1249 00:54:57,542 --> 00:54:59,792 You're undercover without clearance or backup? That's insane! 1250 00:54:59,875 --> 00:55:01,667 Yeah, I know. It's crazy, isn't it? 1251 00:55:01,750 --> 00:55:04,750 Uh, look, this area is totally covered. 1252 00:55:04,834 --> 00:55:06,291 You can back off now. 1253 00:55:06,375 --> 00:55:08,750 No. I worked hard for this. You back off. 1254 00:55:08,834 --> 00:55:10,625 Look, I don't have time to fight with you, okay? 1255 00:55:10,709 --> 00:55:12,959 I don't want you to get hurt. 1256 00:55:13,041 --> 00:55:15,458 I don't need you to protect me. 1257 00:55:15,542 --> 00:55:16,792 Fine. Fine. 1258 00:55:24,875 --> 00:55:27,917 ♪ Romeo loved Juliet 1259 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,458 ♪ Juliet, she felt the same 1260 00:55:31,542 --> 00:55:33,125 ♪ When he put his arms around her... ♪ 1261 00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:34,959 PETER: Hey, Pops, I'm making a sandwich. You want something? 1262 00:55:35,041 --> 00:55:36,208 (WHISPERING) I gotta go. 1263 00:55:43,208 --> 00:55:47,333 Huh? Huh? I can't believe this shit. 1264 00:55:47,417 --> 00:55:49,500 What happened? 1265 00:55:49,583 --> 00:55:52,458 Down at the casino, they caught a couple of chumps with hidden cameras. 1266 00:55:52,542 --> 00:55:53,500 Who are they? 1267 00:55:53,583 --> 00:55:55,083 Couple of your little FBI buddies. 1268 00:55:59,625 --> 00:56:01,125 CORKY: (WHISPERING) Cox and Darnell. 1269 00:56:04,875 --> 00:56:06,667 Black Beauty. 1270 00:56:06,750 --> 00:56:08,667 (SPANISH ACCENT) Black Beauty. 1271 00:56:08,750 --> 00:56:11,125 You know, I read this book to my son. 1272 00:56:12,250 --> 00:56:14,166 Now you try readin' it. 1273 00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:16,208 Go ahead. I'm gonna help you. 1274 00:56:16,291 --> 00:56:18,667 "The... The mor... Morning..." 1275 00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:20,250 Very good. 1276 00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:21,500 Sound it out. 1277 00:56:22,125 --> 00:56:24,000 Sound it out. 1278 00:56:24,083 --> 00:56:26,500 RUSSO: "The mor... Morn..." 1279 00:56:26,583 --> 00:56:28,375 POPS: "...ing." 1280 00:56:28,458 --> 00:56:29,458 RUSSO: "Ing." 1281 00:56:34,792 --> 00:56:36,792 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1282 00:56:42,458 --> 00:56:45,750 Whoa. Where do you think you're goin'? 1283 00:56:45,834 --> 00:56:47,375 Into the underground casino. 1284 00:56:47,458 --> 00:56:48,917 I heard you have excellent craps, 1285 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,500 and I'm in a crappy mood, so... (FORCED CHUCKLE) 1286 00:56:53,291 --> 00:56:54,583 You can't go in there. 1287 00:56:54,667 --> 00:56:55,750 Says who? 1288 00:56:57,667 --> 00:57:00,208 Lady said beat it! Understand? 1289 00:57:00,291 --> 00:57:03,125 Oh... Yes, sir. 1290 00:57:03,208 --> 00:57:04,959 That's a good little bitch. 1291 00:57:05,041 --> 00:57:06,583 Now bounce this jive ass fool. 1292 00:57:06,667 --> 00:57:08,500 Aah! (GRUNTS) 1293 00:57:11,667 --> 00:57:13,834 It's gonna take a heck of a lot more than that. 1294 00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:17,375 ♪ I took a walk around the world 1295 00:57:17,458 --> 00:57:19,875 ♪ To ease my troubled mind 1296 00:57:19,959 --> 00:57:21,792 ♪ I left my body lying 1297 00:57:21,875 --> 00:57:24,709 ♪ Somewhere in the sands of time 1298 00:57:24,792 --> 00:57:25,875 ♪ But I watched the world 1299 00:57:25,959 --> 00:57:26,959 Hey! 1300 00:57:27,041 --> 00:57:29,458 ♪ Fold to the dark side of the moon 1301 00:57:29,542 --> 00:57:33,041 ♪ I feel there's nothin' I can do 1302 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,166 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1303 00:57:44,375 --> 00:57:45,917 Ow! Oh! 1304 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,417 God, my nose! 1305 00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:51,875 WOMAN: You pervert! 1306 00:57:52,750 --> 00:57:54,166 What? (SPRAYING) 1307 00:57:54,250 --> 00:57:55,625 ♪ If I go crazy 1308 00:57:55,709 --> 00:57:58,500 ♪ Then will you still call me Superman? 1309 00:57:58,583 --> 00:58:00,500 ♪ If I'm alive and well 1310 00:58:00,583 --> 00:58:02,333 ♪ Will you be there to hold my hand? 1311 00:58:02,417 --> 00:58:03,792 But I didn't do anything! 1312 00:58:03,875 --> 00:58:05,458 ♪ I'll keep you by my side 1313 00:58:05,542 --> 00:58:08,250 ♪ With my superhuman might ♪ 1314 00:58:08,333 --> 00:58:09,542 (SCREAMING) 1315 00:58:12,917 --> 00:58:14,500 (WOMAN YELLING) 1316 00:58:15,375 --> 00:58:16,709 (GRUNTS) God! 1317 00:58:18,917 --> 00:58:20,959 (BANGING ON DOOR) WOMAN: Get out! 1318 00:58:21,041 --> 00:58:22,083 (GRUNTING) 1319 00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:23,875 (BANGING CONTINUES) 1320 00:58:26,208 --> 00:58:27,458 (GASPING) 1321 00:58:29,417 --> 00:58:31,125 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1322 00:58:37,959 --> 00:58:39,041 (GASPS) 1323 00:58:39,125 --> 00:58:40,125 You again. 1324 00:58:40,750 --> 00:58:41,834 (SNARLS) 1325 00:58:41,917 --> 00:58:42,959 Ooh! 1326 00:58:43,041 --> 00:58:44,250 (SCREAMS) 1327 00:58:48,041 --> 00:58:49,375 (WHIMPERS) 1328 00:58:53,083 --> 00:58:54,208 Hmm? 1329 00:58:54,583 --> 00:58:56,125 (YELLS) 1330 00:59:04,417 --> 00:59:05,500 Hmm? 1331 00:59:05,583 --> 00:59:07,125 (NECK CRACKING) 1332 00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:10,792 (YELLS) 1333 00:59:19,583 --> 00:59:20,583 (GRUNTING) 1334 00:59:21,917 --> 00:59:23,625 MAN: Let's introduce him to Shaky. 1335 00:59:25,625 --> 00:59:26,792 Get in there. 1336 00:59:28,792 --> 00:59:31,583 Hey, come on, you guys. Someone's gonna get hurt. 1337 00:59:32,583 --> 00:59:34,333 (YELLING) 1338 00:59:42,166 --> 00:59:43,333 (GASPS) 1339 00:59:47,792 --> 00:59:49,041 Sorry, Mr. Romano. 1340 00:59:49,125 --> 00:59:50,792 I had no idea you were with the family. 1341 00:59:50,875 --> 00:59:53,250 (SHAKILY) Ah, don't worry about it. 1342 00:59:53,333 --> 00:59:55,125 You guys are just doing your job. 1343 00:59:55,208 --> 00:59:56,709 Is there anything I can get you? 1344 00:59:56,792 --> 00:59:57,750 No, but if it's okay with you, 1345 00:59:57,834 --> 01:00:00,083 maybe I can take my friends with me? 1346 01:00:00,166 --> 01:00:02,208 That's another one we owe you, Corky. 1347 01:00:02,291 --> 01:00:03,458 Yeah, what a waste. 1348 01:00:03,542 --> 01:00:06,375 We should have been helping you catch the Night Vulture. 1349 01:00:06,458 --> 01:00:09,709 If you could, just don't tell the guys in the department. 1350 01:00:09,792 --> 01:00:12,041 Mum's the word. (SHUDDERS) 1351 01:00:21,834 --> 01:00:23,000 (GASPS) 1352 01:00:25,834 --> 01:00:27,000 Psst! 1353 01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:30,792 (WHISPERING) Shh! Quiet! 1354 01:00:30,875 --> 01:00:33,166 Why are you still here? It's 3:00 in the morning. 1355 01:00:34,250 --> 01:00:35,333 RUSSO: I'm a live-in. 1356 01:00:35,417 --> 01:00:37,208 That's what the informant arranged. 1357 01:00:38,583 --> 01:00:40,000 Informant? What informant? 1358 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:43,375 (BOTH GRUNT) 1359 01:00:47,583 --> 01:00:49,166 Ay! 1360 01:00:49,250 --> 01:00:51,083 De corvato. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 1361 01:00:51,166 --> 01:00:53,458 Soy una senorita. (SIGHS) 1362 01:00:53,542 --> 01:00:54,500 What? 1363 01:00:54,583 --> 01:00:55,667 I don't know what that was. 1364 01:00:55,750 --> 01:00:56,917 (DOOR CLOSES) 1365 01:01:05,875 --> 01:01:07,500 You tomcattin' son of a bitch! 1366 01:01:07,583 --> 01:01:09,333 I had no idea you were such a ladies man. 1367 01:01:09,417 --> 01:01:10,792 (LAUGHS) Yeah. 1368 01:01:10,875 --> 01:01:13,333 Yeah, she's livin' here two days, you're already poundin' her. 1369 01:01:13,417 --> 01:01:15,000 I was thinkin' about makin' a move on her myself, 1370 01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:17,083 but, you know. I can get another broad. 1371 01:01:18,041 --> 01:01:19,083 Say, Pete. 1372 01:01:23,250 --> 01:01:25,166 I haven't seen you with a woman in a long time. 1373 01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:27,041 In fact, I don't think I've ever seen you with a woman. 1374 01:01:28,917 --> 01:01:30,750 Well, I just haven't found the right filly yet, that's all. 1375 01:01:32,875 --> 01:01:34,041 Do you remember when we were kids 1376 01:01:34,125 --> 01:01:36,792 and how we watched that Christmas special about Rudolph, 1377 01:01:36,875 --> 01:01:38,834 and how Rudolph knew he was secretly different 1378 01:01:38,917 --> 01:01:40,500 from all the other reindeer? 1379 01:01:40,583 --> 01:01:42,291 And then, you know, Rudolph tried to hide it, 1380 01:01:42,375 --> 01:01:43,792 but that just, you know, ended up 1381 01:01:43,875 --> 01:01:46,709 making Rudolph angry and scared. 1382 01:01:46,792 --> 01:01:49,125 And then he met Hermey the Elf, remember? 1383 01:01:49,208 --> 01:01:50,875 (HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) And he... He didn't... I didn't... 1384 01:01:50,959 --> 01:01:52,375 He didn't like to make toys. 1385 01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:55,709 And, uh, but that actually made Rudolph 1386 01:01:55,792 --> 01:01:57,667 feel like it was okay to be different. 1387 01:01:59,792 --> 01:02:01,375 Do you remember that? 1388 01:02:01,458 --> 01:02:03,125 I don't have time for this shit. 1389 01:02:29,667 --> 01:02:30,792 Come with me. 1390 01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:35,709 (DOOR CLOSES) 1391 01:02:35,792 --> 01:02:38,709 Agent Davis just brought this to my attention. You wanna explain that? 1392 01:02:41,667 --> 01:02:44,500 (CHUCKLES) Kinda looks like me, doesn't it? Little... 1393 01:02:46,458 --> 01:02:48,542 It's because it is you, Judas. 1394 01:02:48,625 --> 01:02:50,542 Right in the belly of the beast. 1395 01:02:50,625 --> 01:02:52,041 Looks like Mr. McFeely here 1396 01:02:52,125 --> 01:02:53,625 has been sleeping with the enemy. 1397 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,792 Don't you see, sir? 1398 01:02:56,875 --> 01:02:58,041 He's been stealing evidence 1399 01:02:58,125 --> 01:02:59,500 for the family the whole time. 1400 01:03:00,834 --> 01:03:02,000 Well, it's not gonna happen. 1401 01:03:04,875 --> 01:03:06,041 I'm gonna make sure of that. 1402 01:03:09,834 --> 01:03:11,458 Pissant, is this true? 1403 01:03:13,834 --> 01:03:15,208 No, this is some... 1404 01:03:15,291 --> 01:03:16,792 This isn't me. It's some postman. 1405 01:03:16,875 --> 01:03:17,959 DAVIS: It's you. It's not. 1406 01:03:18,041 --> 01:03:19,291 It is, too. No, it isn't. 1407 01:03:19,375 --> 01:03:20,667 Yes, it is. Is not. 1408 01:03:20,750 --> 01:03:22,333 It is you. Isn't! 1409 01:03:22,417 --> 01:03:24,000 Yes, it is you. It's not me! 1410 01:03:24,083 --> 01:03:25,375 Knock it off, Davis. 1411 01:03:27,375 --> 01:03:29,375 Corky deserves a chance to explain himself. 1412 01:03:30,333 --> 01:03:31,375 DAVIS: Knock it off? 1413 01:03:33,166 --> 01:03:35,291 You know, this buddy-buddy shtick between you two 1414 01:03:35,375 --> 01:03:37,500 is really starting to wear thin. 1415 01:03:37,583 --> 01:03:38,625 What are you talking about? 1416 01:03:38,709 --> 01:03:41,166 DAVIS: You know damn well what I'm talking about! 1417 01:03:41,250 --> 01:03:43,792 Pissant this and Pissant that. 1418 01:03:43,875 --> 01:03:46,083 Hey, I got an idea. Let's send Pissant. 1419 01:03:46,166 --> 01:03:48,500 Well, I'm sick of hearing about Pissant. 1420 01:03:48,583 --> 01:03:50,458 When's the last time you talked about me? 1421 01:03:50,542 --> 01:03:52,000 When's the last time you congratulated me 1422 01:03:52,083 --> 01:03:54,291 on a hostage negotiation situation? 1423 01:03:54,375 --> 01:03:58,250 Or said, "Hey, Davis, bang-up job on that wiretap"? Hmm? 1424 01:03:59,625 --> 01:04:01,041 It's like I don't even exist. 1425 01:04:01,125 --> 01:04:02,208 That's not true. 1426 01:04:02,291 --> 01:04:03,875 Yes, it is! 1427 01:04:03,959 --> 01:04:06,000 The other day, I wore my badge 1428 01:04:06,083 --> 01:04:07,542 on the outside of my left lapel, 1429 01:04:07,625 --> 01:04:09,500 just to see if you'd notice. 1430 01:04:09,583 --> 01:04:13,834 Did you notice? No. I got nothin'. 1431 01:04:13,917 --> 01:04:16,000 I'm sorry. Maybe I was a little bit busy. 1432 01:04:16,083 --> 01:04:18,500 Yeah! Talkin' about how great Pissant is! 1433 01:04:18,583 --> 01:04:20,000 (DOOR OPENS) 1434 01:04:20,083 --> 01:04:21,458 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 1435 01:04:21,542 --> 01:04:23,667 Hey, Howard. You wanted to see us? 1436 01:04:23,750 --> 01:04:25,125 Howard? 1437 01:04:25,208 --> 01:04:26,792 What happened to "sir"? 1438 01:04:26,875 --> 01:04:28,625 It's "Mr. Shuster." 1439 01:04:28,709 --> 01:04:32,000 And what is with those ridiculous ties? 1440 01:04:32,083 --> 01:04:34,709 It's this jiggling little fruitcake, isn't it? 1441 01:04:34,792 --> 01:04:36,375 Christ! Relax, Brick. 1442 01:04:36,458 --> 01:04:37,834 It's Agent Davis. 1443 01:04:37,917 --> 01:04:38,875 SHUSTER: He's right. 1444 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,291 Relax, Brick. 1445 01:04:44,166 --> 01:04:45,625 You're right. 1446 01:04:47,458 --> 01:04:48,917 I'm sorry, Howard. 1447 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,542 That's Agent Shuster! 1448 01:04:50,625 --> 01:04:52,709 Oh, what? I can't call you by your first name 1449 01:04:52,792 --> 01:04:55,333 'cause I'm not a member of the groovy tie squad? 1450 01:04:55,417 --> 01:04:57,208 No, it's because you're an asshole. 1451 01:04:57,291 --> 01:04:58,458 I am not. 1452 01:04:59,458 --> 01:05:00,750 Yeah, you are. 1453 01:05:00,834 --> 01:05:02,000 Everyone thinks you are. 1454 01:05:02,083 --> 01:05:03,375 Including your wife. 1455 01:05:03,458 --> 01:05:04,583 Why do you think she left you? 1456 01:05:06,917 --> 01:05:10,041 Well, her job relocated her to Paris. 1457 01:05:10,125 --> 01:05:12,417 Bullshit. Right now she's up in Kennebunkport 1458 01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:14,458 gettin' poked by some lobster fisherman. 1459 01:05:16,792 --> 01:05:18,333 DAVIS: Aah! 1460 01:05:18,417 --> 01:05:20,333 Wait a minute there. Come on, easy! 1461 01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:21,417 DAVIS: You're dead! 1462 01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:22,583 SHUSTER: At ease! 1463 01:05:22,667 --> 01:05:24,000 (YELLING) 1464 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,500 DAVIS: I'm gonna kill you! 1465 01:05:27,208 --> 01:05:28,208 Let go! 1466 01:05:29,792 --> 01:05:31,250 (GASPS) 1467 01:05:31,333 --> 01:05:32,750 Jesus! Corky, you scared me. 1468 01:05:32,834 --> 01:05:34,208 Why are you still here? 1469 01:05:35,333 --> 01:05:36,542 I'm not leaving until I get 1470 01:05:36,625 --> 01:05:38,542 the old man on tape talking about murder. 1471 01:05:38,875 --> 01:05:40,542 Murder? 1472 01:05:40,625 --> 01:05:41,583 I thought we were trying to get him 1473 01:05:41,667 --> 01:05:44,417 for gambling or tax evasion, things like that. 1474 01:05:44,500 --> 01:05:45,709 No, that's nothing. 1475 01:05:45,792 --> 01:05:47,166 We wanna put him away for life. 1476 01:05:51,834 --> 01:05:53,917 Look... (SIGHS) 1477 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,583 This assignment is over, okay? 1478 01:05:55,667 --> 01:05:56,917 You've gotta get out of here. 1479 01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,458 No, I'm not done. 1480 01:05:58,542 --> 01:05:59,917 It's straight from Shuster. 1481 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,208 You're through. 1482 01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:42,959 Well, I did it. I got your evidence. 1483 01:06:43,041 --> 01:06:44,125 You did? 1484 01:06:44,208 --> 01:06:45,792 Yeah, only you know what? 1485 01:06:45,875 --> 01:06:47,166 I'm thinking about giving it back. 1486 01:06:47,250 --> 01:06:48,709 What? Kidnapping? 1487 01:06:48,792 --> 01:06:51,500 And... And... And... And murder? 1488 01:06:51,583 --> 01:06:53,709 What did you... What did you... What did you think, 1489 01:06:53,792 --> 01:06:55,792 that I just wasn't gonna figure it out? 1490 01:06:55,875 --> 01:06:58,667 Corky, I've been involved in my share of scams, 1491 01:06:58,750 --> 01:07:00,542 but I never done none of those things. 1492 01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:02,000 That's bullshit. 1493 01:07:02,083 --> 01:07:03,208 You gotta believe me. 1494 01:07:03,291 --> 01:07:05,333 Why? Why would I believe you? 1495 01:07:05,417 --> 01:07:07,375 I swear on your mother's eyes, 1496 01:07:07,458 --> 01:07:08,959 I never done those things. 1497 01:07:09,041 --> 01:07:10,333 Where did you get this? 1498 01:07:10,417 --> 01:07:13,125 It's right... It's here in... 1499 01:07:13,208 --> 01:07:14,792 I don't know specifically where, 1500 01:07:14,875 --> 01:07:16,709 but it's here in the sworn testimony. 1501 01:07:16,792 --> 01:07:19,208 Pops, check out the caldones on this broad. 1502 01:07:19,583 --> 01:07:20,917 Testimony. 1503 01:07:22,291 --> 01:07:25,375 Testimony by who? 1504 01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:28,083 Testimony? You got the evidence? 1505 01:07:28,166 --> 01:07:30,500 Hey, Petey, he got the evidence! 1506 01:07:44,458 --> 01:07:45,583 Good job, kid. 1507 01:07:47,083 --> 01:07:49,041 Yeah, I knew you had the grapes for it. 1508 01:07:49,125 --> 01:07:50,917 Tell you what, I'll get rid of this. 1509 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:52,542 Wait a minute. 1510 01:07:52,625 --> 01:07:54,166 Not until I get some answers here, 1511 01:07:54,250 --> 01:07:56,834 'cause there are some serious accusations in this file. 1512 01:07:56,917 --> 01:07:58,333 Please, Corky, since when do you give a damn 1513 01:07:58,417 --> 01:08:00,250 about anything having to do with this family? 1514 01:08:00,333 --> 01:08:02,875 Corky, let the adults talk. Come here. 1515 01:08:02,959 --> 01:08:05,000 Now, you done a good job, 1516 01:08:05,083 --> 01:08:06,709 you got the evidence, 1517 01:08:06,792 --> 01:08:07,917 but you don't belong here. 1518 01:08:09,125 --> 01:08:10,166 So go home. 1519 01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:27,250 PAULIE: Oh, yeah! We are back in business, fellas. 1520 01:08:27,333 --> 01:08:28,458 Pops is back. 1521 01:08:28,542 --> 01:08:29,542 PETER: I'll drink to that! 1522 01:08:37,458 --> 01:08:39,125 (MEN LAUGHING) 1523 01:08:45,542 --> 01:08:47,583 PETER: Let's talk about... 1524 01:08:47,667 --> 01:08:49,083 What are you still doin' here? 1525 01:08:49,166 --> 01:08:50,792 Don't you got some puppies to breastfeed 1526 01:08:50,875 --> 01:08:52,291 or some shit like that? 1527 01:08:52,375 --> 01:08:54,583 I'm not going anywhere until I'm damn well ready, 1528 01:08:54,667 --> 01:08:56,792 'cause I am sick of being your lapdog. 1529 01:08:56,875 --> 01:08:59,875 Ooh, the other sister's standing up for herself. 1530 01:09:01,208 --> 01:09:04,792 Ooh! Hey! Ow! Oh! 1531 01:09:04,875 --> 01:09:07,959 I'm as much a part of this family as either one of you. 1532 01:09:08,041 --> 01:09:09,417 I put my life on the line. 1533 01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:11,291 I kept pops out of jail. 1534 01:09:11,375 --> 01:09:12,750 I paid my dues. 1535 01:09:12,834 --> 01:09:14,458 Now you start showing me 1536 01:09:14,542 --> 01:09:15,959 a little goddamn respect! 1537 01:09:16,041 --> 01:09:17,458 PAULIE: All right! 1538 01:09:17,542 --> 01:09:20,041 You're a part of this family. Now get off of me. 1539 01:09:22,333 --> 01:09:23,917 You wanna try that with me, you little pussy? 1540 01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:27,959 Don't you touch him! 1541 01:09:28,041 --> 01:09:29,792 Pops, you're gonna get excited. 1542 01:09:29,875 --> 01:09:31,875 Shut up. I'm already excited. 1543 01:09:31,959 --> 01:09:33,834 Now leave your brother alone. 1544 01:09:33,917 --> 01:09:35,333 Oh, sure, Pops. Take his side. 1545 01:09:35,417 --> 01:09:36,959 You always do take his side. 1546 01:09:37,041 --> 01:09:38,625 What are you talkin' about? 1547 01:09:38,709 --> 01:09:40,000 PAULIE: You sent him to college. 1548 01:09:40,083 --> 01:09:41,291 You never sent me to college. 1549 01:09:41,375 --> 01:09:44,500 You showed that nurse more respect than you showed me! 1550 01:09:44,583 --> 01:09:46,625 I saw you teachin' her how to read! 1551 01:09:47,750 --> 01:09:50,125 You never taught me how to read! 1552 01:09:50,208 --> 01:09:53,375 Which is why I still don't know how to read! 1553 01:09:53,458 --> 01:09:54,667 POPS: Don't be ridiculous. 1554 01:09:54,750 --> 01:09:56,000 Of course you know how to read. 1555 01:09:56,083 --> 01:09:58,667 I see you with magazines all the time. 1556 01:09:58,750 --> 01:10:01,625 Penthouse, Swank, Hustler. 1557 01:10:05,583 --> 01:10:08,625 Oh, shit. 1558 01:10:08,709 --> 01:10:09,959 PAULIE: You remember that... That time 1559 01:10:10,041 --> 01:10:12,208 I got arrested at Tony Roma's 1560 01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:15,041 for exposing myself in the ladies' room? 1561 01:10:15,125 --> 01:10:17,417 I thought it was the men's room! 1562 01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:20,166 And what about the time that Uncle Leo sent me to the store 1563 01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,375 for a carton of Marlboros 1564 01:10:21,458 --> 01:10:22,709 and I come back with a... 1565 01:10:22,792 --> 01:10:24,834 With a carton of tampons? 1566 01:10:25,583 --> 01:10:27,709 Feminine products! 1567 01:10:27,792 --> 01:10:29,291 You thought it was funny, right? 1568 01:10:30,458 --> 01:10:32,834 I was upstairs in my room crying. 1569 01:10:35,083 --> 01:10:36,834 Don't stare at me like I'm some kind of a freak 1570 01:10:36,917 --> 01:10:38,542 because I'll tell you all something else. 1571 01:10:38,625 --> 01:10:39,625 He's a homo. 1572 01:10:46,959 --> 01:10:48,709 No, I'm not, Pops. 1573 01:10:48,792 --> 01:10:50,709 Huh. I'm not... I love boobies. 1574 01:10:50,792 --> 01:10:51,917 Oh, bullshit. 1575 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,875 You got a collection of mesh tank tops. 1576 01:10:53,959 --> 01:10:56,792 You got a poster of Matthew Perry up in your bedroom. 1577 01:10:56,875 --> 01:10:59,458 You got Divas Live on DVD, for Christ's sakes. 1578 01:10:59,542 --> 01:11:01,542 You are one big faggot. 1579 01:11:01,625 --> 01:11:04,083 Well, at least I can read the labels, you illiterate mook! 1580 01:11:04,166 --> 01:11:05,709 Take it back, you fruit loop. 1581 01:11:05,792 --> 01:11:07,583 You want me to learn you how to spell "dead man"? 1582 01:11:07,667 --> 01:11:09,250 How 'bout some of this, then? Huh? 1583 01:11:09,333 --> 01:11:10,709 How 'bout this, eh? 1584 01:11:11,333 --> 01:11:12,375 Stop it! 1585 01:11:12,458 --> 01:11:14,417 Just stop it. 1586 01:11:14,500 --> 01:11:16,125 Ooh, help me, I'm gay. 1587 01:11:16,792 --> 01:11:18,458 Ooh, I can't read. 1588 01:11:18,542 --> 01:11:19,959 I don't care how gay you are, 1589 01:11:20,041 --> 01:11:21,959 and I don't care how stupid you are. 1590 01:11:22,709 --> 01:11:25,333 Get over it! Okay? 1591 01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:27,750 Get over it. Okay. 1592 01:11:29,041 --> 01:11:30,166 Huh? 1593 01:11:33,125 --> 01:11:35,208 (BOTH SOBBING) 1594 01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:36,792 I can't read. 1595 01:11:36,875 --> 01:11:38,291 I'm a fag. 1596 01:11:38,375 --> 01:11:40,041 All right. Shh. 1597 01:11:42,208 --> 01:11:43,750 All right. 1598 01:11:43,834 --> 01:11:46,083 (SIGHS) All right, everybody out of the room. 1599 01:11:46,166 --> 01:11:47,709 I need to speak to my father... 1600 01:11:49,333 --> 01:11:50,500 Alone. 1601 01:11:50,583 --> 01:11:52,625 Really, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, too. 1602 01:11:55,542 --> 01:11:57,583 Corky! Look at you! 1603 01:11:58,709 --> 01:12:00,583 Takin' control of the family. 1604 01:12:00,667 --> 01:12:03,458 I never thought I'd see the day. 1605 01:12:03,542 --> 01:12:05,625 I never thought I would, either. 1606 01:12:05,709 --> 01:12:07,709 You know what you looked like just now? 1607 01:12:08,542 --> 01:12:10,458 Your mother. 1608 01:12:10,542 --> 01:12:12,125 Your mother was the glue 1609 01:12:12,208 --> 01:12:14,083 that held this family together. 1610 01:12:14,166 --> 01:12:16,000 You got the same instincts. 1611 01:12:16,875 --> 01:12:18,792 I see a lot of her in you. 1612 01:12:25,583 --> 01:12:27,000 Is that why you sent me away? 1613 01:12:27,083 --> 01:12:28,208 POPS: You know what? 1614 01:12:28,291 --> 01:12:32,000 I sent you away because I love you. 1615 01:12:32,083 --> 01:12:34,250 You're not cut out for this business. 1616 01:12:35,458 --> 01:12:38,166 You're cut out for something better. 1617 01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:40,542 And you proved that. 1618 01:12:40,625 --> 01:12:42,166 I just wanted to be part of the family, 1619 01:12:42,250 --> 01:12:43,667 just on my own terms. 1620 01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:45,583 You are part of the family. 1621 01:12:47,041 --> 01:12:48,542 You're my son. 1622 01:13:05,417 --> 01:13:07,709 For what it's worth, I believe you didn't do those things. 1623 01:13:07,792 --> 01:13:09,750 And I think I know why they think you did. 1624 01:13:10,583 --> 01:13:12,083 (CLOCK TICKING) 1625 01:13:23,291 --> 01:13:25,333 (SIGHS) 1626 01:13:25,417 --> 01:13:26,667 Peter! Paulie! Come quick! 1627 01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:28,000 Dad's having a heart attack! 1628 01:13:28,083 --> 01:13:29,291 Leo, call the doctor! 1629 01:13:44,625 --> 01:13:45,667 He's gone, Leo. 1630 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,250 His last words, Leo, 1631 01:13:48,333 --> 01:13:49,792 he was calling out for you. 1632 01:13:52,333 --> 01:13:53,959 Now's your chance to make your peace. 1633 01:14:01,458 --> 01:14:03,291 Why would Pissant steal the evidence? 1634 01:14:03,375 --> 01:14:05,417 DAVIS: He's been in bed with 'em since day one. 1635 01:14:05,500 --> 01:14:07,458 Just hope he hasn't killed Russo yet. 1636 01:14:07,542 --> 01:14:10,041 God, I haven't been on a raid in 10 years. 1637 01:14:11,792 --> 01:14:13,917 All right, ladies. Are we ready to rock and roll? 1638 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:15,166 (GUNS COCKING) 1639 01:14:23,875 --> 01:14:25,041 Look, Pop... 1640 01:14:27,583 --> 01:14:30,250 I may be a liar, and I may be a coward, 1641 01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:31,917 but all I ever wanted 1642 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:34,000 was a shot at running the business. 1643 01:14:36,166 --> 01:14:38,834 I'm sorry I gave you a heart attack, you old jerk. 1644 01:14:40,750 --> 01:14:42,417 I just wanted you out of the way. 1645 01:14:43,166 --> 01:14:45,417 Oh! 1646 01:14:45,500 --> 01:14:49,333 But I swear to god, Pop, if you were alive right now, 1647 01:14:49,417 --> 01:14:52,208 I'd tell the feds that none of this shit I said was true. 1648 01:14:53,375 --> 01:14:55,417 LEO: I swear on my father's name. 1649 01:14:56,250 --> 01:14:57,709 That rat bastard. 1650 01:15:00,333 --> 01:15:01,750 Old jerk, huh? 1651 01:15:03,709 --> 01:15:05,542 (COCKS GUN) Sorry, Leo. 1652 01:15:05,625 --> 01:15:07,333 Just lookin' out for the family. 1653 01:15:07,417 --> 01:15:09,917 Corky! You set this up? 1654 01:15:11,041 --> 01:15:12,875 And now you're going to arrest me? 1655 01:15:12,959 --> 01:15:15,291 Ha! That's a laugh. 1656 01:15:15,375 --> 01:15:18,000 You're the biggest pussy in the world. 1657 01:15:18,083 --> 01:15:20,959 Don't you ever call my son a pussy. 1658 01:15:21,041 --> 01:15:23,375 You know, I can't believe we trusted you, Leo. 1659 01:15:23,458 --> 01:15:24,875 (GUN COCKS) 1660 01:15:24,959 --> 01:15:27,125 So now you're giving out lectures on ethics? 1661 01:15:29,041 --> 01:15:30,917 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, I know that one. 1662 01:15:32,083 --> 01:15:35,208 So what are you? A fed or one of them? 1663 01:15:35,291 --> 01:15:36,792 CORKY: I'm one of them. 1664 01:15:36,875 --> 01:15:38,125 I was pretending to be a fed. 1665 01:15:39,750 --> 01:15:40,792 Because? 1666 01:15:42,250 --> 01:15:43,500 Because I didn't think my father 1667 01:15:43,583 --> 01:15:45,500 deserved to die in jail. 1668 01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:47,834 So where did I fit into your little plan? 1669 01:15:47,917 --> 01:15:50,083 (GUN COCKS) 1670 01:15:50,166 --> 01:15:52,709 I may be illiterate, but I'm not stupid. 1671 01:15:52,792 --> 01:15:54,166 (GUN COCKS) 1672 01:15:54,625 --> 01:15:55,667 Freeze. 1673 01:15:56,500 --> 01:15:57,875 (GUN COCKS) 1674 01:15:57,959 --> 01:15:59,208 Who the hell are you? 1675 01:15:59,291 --> 01:16:00,333 Brick Davis. 1676 01:16:00,417 --> 01:16:02,000 Oh. Freeze, Brick. 1677 01:16:02,959 --> 01:16:04,458 (GUNS COCKING) 1678 01:16:07,792 --> 01:16:09,250 (ALL CLAMORING) 1679 01:16:09,333 --> 01:16:10,792 Freeze! Drop your weapons! Now! 1680 01:16:12,625 --> 01:16:13,959 Put 'em on the ground! 1681 01:16:19,125 --> 01:16:20,834 Drop your weapons! Drop it! 1682 01:16:20,917 --> 01:16:22,667 You put the gun down! 1683 01:16:22,750 --> 01:16:24,083 Put your weapons down! 1684 01:16:54,542 --> 01:16:55,583 SHUSTER: Russo, you wanna tell me 1685 01:16:55,667 --> 01:16:56,917 what the hell's going on here? 1686 01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,208 Sir, these... 1687 01:16:58,291 --> 01:16:59,917 What's going on? The guy that did it 1688 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,417 just run out of the room, 1689 01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:04,041 and you're standing here in your orange tie 1690 01:17:04,125 --> 01:17:05,750 wondering what's going on. 1691 01:17:05,834 --> 01:17:08,083 Sir, Corky went after the real criminal. 1692 01:17:08,166 --> 01:17:09,750 I knew it. 1693 01:17:09,834 --> 01:17:11,083 Corky's one of us! 1694 01:17:18,250 --> 01:17:19,542 (GRUNTING) 1695 01:17:22,208 --> 01:17:23,250 Okay. 1696 01:17:34,750 --> 01:17:35,917 (GRUNTING) 1697 01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:53,291 (GROANS) 1698 01:17:56,458 --> 01:17:58,000 Better face facts, little man. 1699 01:17:58,083 --> 01:17:59,500 Your luck just ran out. 1700 01:17:59,583 --> 01:18:00,917 Wanna tell me what time it is, 1701 01:18:01,458 --> 01:18:03,333 Mr. Night Vulture? 1702 01:18:03,417 --> 01:18:05,792 Good one. I'll take that. 1703 01:18:05,875 --> 01:18:08,000 You know, I never thought I'd live to see the day 1704 01:18:08,083 --> 01:18:11,375 that an FBI agent would be peddling smack. 1705 01:18:11,458 --> 01:18:12,834 Don't act so surprised. 1706 01:18:12,917 --> 01:18:14,667 J. Edgar Hoover used to wear a dress. 1707 01:18:14,750 --> 01:18:15,834 Just tell me why, Brick. 1708 01:18:15,917 --> 01:18:18,333 I don't know. I suppose it made him feel sexy. 1709 01:18:18,417 --> 01:18:19,875 Not Hoover, you! 1710 01:18:19,959 --> 01:18:21,542 I think it's time to get on with the meeting. 1711 01:18:21,625 --> 01:18:23,166 What meeting? 1712 01:18:23,250 --> 01:18:24,917 The meeting between your genitals 1713 01:18:26,375 --> 01:18:27,417 and this knife. 1714 01:18:28,542 --> 01:18:30,000 What's going on? 1715 01:18:30,083 --> 01:18:31,208 He's the Night Vulture. 1716 01:18:31,625 --> 01:18:32,834 What? 1717 01:18:32,917 --> 01:18:34,125 Corky, watch out. 1718 01:18:37,792 --> 01:18:39,458 CORKY AND RUSSO: Nim-ha! 1719 01:18:40,583 --> 01:18:41,959 (GROANING) 1720 01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:45,125 Move in! Let's go! 1721 01:18:47,625 --> 01:18:48,834 What the hell are you doing? 1722 01:18:48,917 --> 01:18:50,667 Brick is the Night Vulture. 1723 01:18:53,291 --> 01:18:54,500 RUSSO: It's true, sir. 1724 01:18:54,583 --> 01:18:56,750 Oh, God, Howard. 1725 01:19:01,250 --> 01:19:03,709 Take me away. Oh! 1726 01:19:03,792 --> 01:19:06,375 My God, Corky. That's two you've given us today. 1727 01:19:06,458 --> 01:19:10,000 No, sir, that's two we've given you. 1728 01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:12,125 (CHUCKLES) Well. 1729 01:19:13,959 --> 01:19:16,625 Looks like we have more to look forward to, huh? 1730 01:19:16,709 --> 01:19:19,834 I'm afraid not, Howard. I got other plans. 1731 01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:23,333 (LAUGHS) 1732 01:19:24,542 --> 01:19:26,375 Hmm. (LAUGHS) 1733 01:19:27,500 --> 01:19:28,625 Let's go. 1734 01:19:30,166 --> 01:19:31,375 Let's hit the gym. 1735 01:19:34,792 --> 01:19:36,333 (BELLS RINGING) 1736 01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:38,375 Yay, Corky! 1737 01:19:50,542 --> 01:19:51,709 Bravo! 1738 01:19:53,333 --> 01:19:54,500 Russo! 1739 01:20:05,583 --> 01:20:09,125 Corky, you made me so proud of you. 1740 01:20:09,208 --> 01:20:10,625 I love you. 1741 01:20:10,709 --> 01:20:12,083 I love you, too, Daddy. 1742 01:20:14,375 --> 01:20:16,500 I got an announcement to make. 1743 01:20:17,542 --> 01:20:19,583 My son here, this big lug, 1744 01:20:20,208 --> 01:20:21,917 he's a fruit, 1745 01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:23,917 and I don't care who knows it. 1746 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:26,500 Come here, you gay bastard. I love you. 1747 01:20:27,041 --> 01:20:28,250 I love you, too. 1748 01:20:30,041 --> 01:20:33,625 The other one, he can't read a stop sign. 1749 01:20:33,709 --> 01:20:36,166 And I wouldn't have it any other way. 1750 01:20:36,250 --> 01:20:38,917 Come here, you freakin' retard. 1751 01:20:39,041 --> 01:20:40,083 I love you. 1752 01:20:47,250 --> 01:20:49,125 Corky, get out of here 1753 01:20:49,208 --> 01:20:50,709 before I punch you in the mouth. 1754 01:20:50,792 --> 01:20:51,917 Okay, Dad. 1755 01:20:53,375 --> 01:20:54,709 (CHEERING) 1756 01:21:02,083 --> 01:21:04,375 Hey, Corky, good luck with the vet business. 1757 01:21:04,458 --> 01:21:05,500 Oh! 1758 01:21:05,583 --> 01:21:07,166 I know you're gonna do just fine. 1759 01:21:07,250 --> 01:21:09,125 Dr. Kipper, I will never forget you. 1760 01:21:09,208 --> 01:21:10,625 Congratulations. 1761 01:21:10,709 --> 01:21:11,750 Thanks. 1762 01:21:29,625 --> 01:21:35,709 ♪ "L" is for the way you look at me 1763 01:21:35,792 --> 01:21:41,875 ♪ "O" is for the only one I see 1764 01:21:41,959 --> 01:21:48,208 ♪ "V" is very, very extraordinary 1765 01:21:48,291 --> 01:21:54,500 ♪ "E" is even more than anyone that you adore can 1766 01:21:54,583 --> 01:22:00,417 ♪ Love is all that I can give to you 1767 01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:06,750 ♪ Love is more than just a game for two 1768 01:22:06,834 --> 01:22:10,250 ♪ Two in love can make it 1769 01:22:10,333 --> 01:22:13,417 ♪ Take my heart and please don't break it 1770 01:22:13,500 --> 01:22:18,166 ♪ Love was made for me and you 1771 01:22:44,542 --> 01:22:50,583 ♪ "L" is for the way you look at me 1772 01:22:50,667 --> 01:22:56,667 ♪ "O" is for the only one I see 1773 01:22:56,750 --> 01:23:02,834 ♪ "V" is very, very extraordinary 1774 01:23:02,917 --> 01:23:08,959 ♪ "E" is even more than anyone that you adore can 1775 01:23:09,041 --> 01:23:14,792 ♪ Love is all that I can give to you 1776 01:23:14,875 --> 01:23:20,834 ♪ Love is more than just a game for two 1777 01:23:20,917 --> 01:23:24,250 ♪ Two in love can make it 1778 01:23:24,333 --> 01:23:27,333 ♪ Take my heart and please don't break it 1779 01:23:27,417 --> 01:23:33,166 ♪ Love was made for me and you 1780 01:23:33,250 --> 01:23:39,375 ♪ Love was made for me and you 1781 01:23:39,458 --> 01:23:46,250 ♪ Love was made for me and you ♪